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Re: 101 uses for Giant Chins « Result #3 on Dec 28, 2009, 8:58pm »
I just found use 84, The Provoker.
85 The Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinlandingpadTM A launch and landing-pad for Richard Branson's new space tourism venture.
86 Bring back the death penalty, forget the electric chair, hanging, stoning or lethal injection, the Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinTM will flatten lawbreakers to the ground and leave their bodies to decompose naturally.
87 A crime not so heinous? The Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinTM can also be used for corporal punishment. Thief? Flatten his/her finger with the Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinTM. One use and more, but most involve flattening.
88 For the six months of the year when the sun reaches the East Antarctic Icesheet, the Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinfloatTM can be inflated and raised into the Mesosphere, high enough to block the harmful warming sun rays over much of the Antarctic.
89 Picture the scene, it's 2013 and the last of the Arctic ice has melted. Don't worry, the polar bears are safe! They've already been loaded onto the Jimmy Hill Mighty Chin Polar Bear Transporter DeviceTM and are on their way to the Antarctic, where the Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinfloatTM has been shielding the ice since 2011.
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Re: hellooooo (hello, hello hello.) « Result #7 on Aug 27, 2009, 10:05am »
If you're talking about my wedding, G, then it's not until next year.
And it's been brought forward by a whole month. For "I want it to be perfect" reasons, she states!!!
Bloody women.
Anyways, stag do should be booked in a couple of weeks.
It started as Amsterdam. Then Magaluf & Ibiza were thrown into the mix. Then some Eastern European places were mentioned. Then back to Ibiza. Then prices were quoted. Then back to Magaluf. Then we shuddered at the thought. Then went back to good ol' Amsterdam.
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Re: hellooooo (hello, hello hello.) « Result #18 on May 27, 2009, 3:08pm »
My sister has a brood in the Shetlands. Strange place. My mum says it's like one big council estate. Every other person is a religious nut-job too.
Anyway I panicked a bit over my ex. She's latched on to some other poor sucker (possibly 2 or 3 knowing her) so I can stop worrying for now. So I won't need a contract taken out on her.......yet.
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Re: hellooooo (hello, hello hello.) « Result #19 on May 27, 2009, 10:26am »
That sounds....well, shite!!!
Want me to 'take her out'?
It'll cost you 1 pint of the finest ale.
Anyways, returned recently from my first offshore trip. The flight from Aberdeen to Scatsta in the Shetlands was ok. The Shetlands is weird though. The chopper flight from Scatsta to the Cormorant Alpha platform was fine too. No mishaps. Which is always good.
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Re: Feeder at Sonisphere Festival // Drummer leave « Result #20 on May 8, 2009, 2:28pm »
I just spent a bloody fortune last night on The Specials gig in Brixton. Missed my train home but had only a day pass so had to buy another one. By the time I pay back my brother, it'll have cost me about £140!! Plus I got my Ikon Jam shoes ruined. Don't think I'll be going to the festival now.