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Re: 101 uses for Giant Chins
« Reply #60 on Feb 8, 2005, 12:21am »
Number 77

A large chiselling device.. Simply strike the back of Mr Hill's head with a hammer.
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« Reply #61 on Feb 15, 2005, 7:49pm »
;D JIMMY HILL CHINS
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« Reply #62 on Feb 16, 2005, 3:08pm »

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A large chiselling device.. Simply strike the back of Mr Hill's head with a hammer.


We've already done the Chisel chap! -3 Points for repetition, +2 for being arsed in the first place.

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And I'm glad to see someone is taking pleasure in a forum dedicated to Giant chins. Next time some more words please Rachel.
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« Reply #63 on Feb 22, 2005, 2:50pm »

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We've already done the Chisel chap! -3 Points for repetition, +2 for being arsed in the first place.



Bugger! I was going for the so obvious it hasnt been sued approach...
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« Reply #64 on Mar 15, 2005, 10:05pm »
Number 78

Making you look like a retard and ensuring that you never get laid- I should know!!!
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« Reply #65 on Mar 17, 2005, 9:00am »
FOOLISH MORTAL! Do not insult Sir Jimmy of Hill! Lest his mighty chin doth smite thee!
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« Reply #66 on Aug 27, 2005, 11:44pm »
Two and a half Chin years later, and still we've yet to reach 101 uses for a Giant Chin.

We are unimaginative cretins. ALL OF US. The shame is ours forever.
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« Reply #67 on Sept 15, 2005, 11:42pm »
NO! The chance had to be given to Other People. They have failed so we will continue...

79:

Nuclear and atomic bomb testing is usually carried out underground, or underwater, causing much disturbance to Nature.

The Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinTM now has the capability to be a testing base.

Better still, STOP SUCH EXPERIMENTS ALTOGETHER! JIMMY, YOU HAVE THE POWER!

Which leads me on to 80:

The newly developed Jimmy Hill Mighty Radar ChinTM can be used to locate and cover the areas smited by atomic bomb testing, therefore making such testing futile. They will know they can never make bombs big enough to blast the Chin, so they may aswell not continue.

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The Jimmy Hill ChinTM can be a ready-made picket-line for strikers to be based upon and offers instant protection.
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« Reply #68 on Sept 28, 2005, 12:33am »
Do you often find that the roof of your mouth itches and you have nothing, just nothing that can give it an ample scratch?

The Jimmy Hill ChinTM is no use, it's too big to fit inside the mouth.

Though alas! All is not lost! Welcome the fantastic new

Jimmy Hill Micro ChinTM - so small (well, comparitively) it needs larger writing to substantiate itself...

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« Reply #69 on Apr 30, 2006, 10:22pm »
id like to see jimmy hill boxing with bruce forsythe do you reckon he would get chinned oh and by the way if you cant think of anything use your imagination when jimmy hill goes fishing he puts his chin on the rod rest for chin rest and when hes in the asda he puts his chin in the trolley
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« Reply #70 on Apr 30, 2006, 10:23pm »
how about a snow plough or a bmx ramp too could do a cross up off his chin
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« Reply #71 on Mar 10, 2007, 2:51pm »
How many years has this shindig being going on for and still no completion? At this rate the great chinster will be dead before we reach our target.

Who's daft idea was this to find 101 uses in the first place anyway? Find the fellow and have them hanged.
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Re: 101 uses for Giant Chins
« Reply #73 on Jan 21, 2009, 9:41pm »
83. The RTC

Folk who want to travel the world? Why? I'm one of them, but instead of buying an RTW (round-the-world ticket), why not buy an RTC (round-the-chin). RTWs can easily reach expenditure of £3000 and when you get where you're going, you'll need food, and shelter. Perhaps even some company. The Jimmy Hill ChinTM provides all this and more, and the cost of an RTC? Just 0.002% of that aforementioned RTW. You won't have to re-mortgage your house or squander your house deposit on it, and you'll even be provided with a patent-pending Jimmy Hill Sea Water filter, to sift the salt from those salty-salty sweat beads and hence drink.
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« Reply #74 on Jan 21, 2009, 9:53pm »
84. The Provoker

Alex H just doesn't supply innovative utilisations of the Jimmy Hill Giant ChinTM often enough. The Jimmy Hill Giant Chin Provoker is ingenious. It tickles the rear of Alex H's cranium, thus stimulating many more Jimmy Hill Giant Chin Contemplations.

The Jimmy Hill Giant Chin Provoker can be yours too, but only for a limited time. There is only one in existence.
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