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Post by Heartless on Feb 14, 2004 12:30:05 GMT
you forgot to mention that he cant act! my fave part has to be the parachute part!
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Post by Nadya Krupskaya on Feb 14, 2004 21:01:28 GMT
'The Hole' as in the crappy Brit movie that has some posh toffs stuck down an old WWII bunker? Yep, that very movie. "Oh no, we're trapped in a bunker and we may starve to death or collapse from lack of energy. I know, let's have an orgy!!!" Ridiculous. What soggy brained idiot could enjoy that film I do not know.
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Post by Heartless on Feb 15, 2004 13:47:56 GMT
Im traumatised by it after dating Bill the whole Thora Birch weekend scared me!
here's one - Ghostworld!
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Post by Collie on Feb 16, 2004 17:10:26 GMT
Ghostworld isn't a bad movie. It's odd. It has strong characters, thought-provoking issues, moments of comedy, Steve 'always an interesting actor' Buscemi, but even then, it does become a chore towards the last hour or so. Not even Thora Birch's odd shaped contours and posture could hold my interest by the end of it. But I can't see how it could be a contender for 'Worse movie' by any stretch of the imagination.
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Post by Heartless on Feb 17, 2004 12:41:14 GMT
My ex thought it was the most amazing movie in the world and when we had finished watching it he said "wanna watch it again?" Arrrrrrgggghhhhh
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Post by JonnyBoy on Feb 17, 2004 13:34:04 GMT
A.I.
Possibly the worst film of all time. And just to make matters worse, (most of) the critics loved it.
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Post by Mike on Feb 17, 2004 13:45:11 GMT
That film bored the shit out of me. But I was determined to watch it all...I'd convinced myself that it would kick in and get better. It didn't.
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Post by Collie on Feb 25, 2004 22:43:07 GMT
AI was ok, a bit sad at the end..... if you could be arsed to watch it all the way through.
Ah, the worst ever movie - Captain America. Nothing good about it at all. Nothing good about most comic book based movies either.
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Toxic
'They who fetch our biscuits'
Beautiful..But Deadly
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Post by Toxic on Mar 28, 2004 22:46:23 GMT
dumb and dumberer
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Marcus
'The Street Urchin'
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Post by Marcus on May 13, 2004 21:17:06 GMT
"Cutthroat Island" was bluddy awlful, it's even the biggest flop of all time according to a top 20 biggest flops list Freeserve once posted last year! lol.
You may have seen it, it was that OTT pirate film in which everything explodes in slow-motion. The actors looked as if they were reading things off script papers, and it was so predictable what they would say next!.
It cost 92 million dollars to make, and only grossed 12 million from the cinemas!, wonder why..........
Another one I thought was total rubbish was that Bruce Willis film "Hudson Hawk". It seen him play the part of a cat burgular who wanted to steal the works and belongings from artist Leonardo Da Vinci from a museum. These included his sketchbook he used to roughly plan his paintings out, as well as wanting to steal the Mona Lisa.
One scene sees him crawling on a skateboard and then starts singing with music in the background as if it's a bluddy musical!!!, this point onwards you can tell it's gonna be total rubbish!, the plot don't make sense and I didn't know what was going on at all, except for a load of mish-mash of gobblety-gook!.
I only know the plot as in the old Commodore 64 magazine "Commodore Format", I read a review on the video game that was made to tie-in with the film (it was made by Ocean- common film tie-in video game makers in the early 90's), and in the review was the objective of the game that also gave the plot away, not forgetting easier to understand! lol!.
Here an Amazon review on the mega-flop that wasted millions:
Bruce Willis's awful, 1991 vanity piece is an abuse of audience goodwill and a waste of a good cast and director (Michael Lehmann of Heathers). The story, cowritten by Willis, concerns a cat burglar pressured into stealing precious art, including some from the Vatican. But the script is just a convenience upon which Willis piles his vaguely boorish brand of hip irony, assuming his audience will stay with him every step of the way. Certain, self-congratulatory scenes induce cringing--Willis and Danny Aiello, for instance, sing "Side by Side" (to brassy accompaniment on the soundtrack) every time they're working a job--but the overall effect is more irritating and baffling. Keep a good thought for Willis (an underrated actor better than the summer junk we usually see him in) by checking out his superior work in Pulp Fiction and his small but memorable role in Billy Bathgate. --Tom Keogh.
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Post by Dejavous on Sept 4, 2004 14:23:04 GMT
Hellboy!!!!! i couldn't even watch the whole movie it was that crap, also another duff movie is Contact with Jodie Foster, pure unadulterated smeg!
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Post by gargoyle on Sept 7, 2004 8:56:46 GMT
Contact is a great movie. It's one the most scientifically correct movies, which is why it bored the average person out their mind. I loved it. Rob Zombie's House of a 1,000 Corpses is the DUMBEST movie of ALL TIME!! ...Crass. Absolute schit.
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Post by Mike on Sept 7, 2004 9:30:24 GMT
Rob Zombie's House of a 1,000 Corpses is the DUMBEST movie of ALL TIME!! I bought it last Friday. I thought it was an excellent movie. Until they lowered the coffins into the well. Then it became a tad bit stoopid. A gas mask wearing, exe wielding, goo spitting, demon looking motherfucker? What the hell was he all aboot? Anyways, it's already been mentioned above...but I got around to watching a dodgy copy of Hell Boy the other day. I'm sooo happy I didn't pay to see that movie. It sucked like a toothless 80 year old prostitute.
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Post by pinksheep on Sept 8, 2004 11:55:43 GMT
jeepers creepers 2, not sure why i expected it to be good but as soon as you saw the creeper guy it was just awful...
i heard there is a cruel intentions 3? geez im sure thats entertaining...
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Post by Mike on Sept 8, 2004 11:57:20 GMT
Cruel Intentions 3?
When the hell did 2 come out?
*scratches head*
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