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Post by Mike on Nov 4, 2002 15:29:19 GMT
Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f*cking thing in the first place, you fat b@stards.
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Post by Collie on Nov 5, 2002 1:33:19 GMT
Suffice to say, little effort went into this particular random thought.
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Post by Mike on Nov 6, 2002 14:49:26 GMT
It's not the situation... It's your reaction to the situation.
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Post by wedge69 on Nov 6, 2002 15:25:00 GMT
There are no problems, only challenges.
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Post by Mike on Nov 6, 2002 16:38:54 GMT
To dream is happiness; To wake is life.....
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Post by Collie on Nov 7, 2002 18:46:44 GMT
You shouldn't be reading this thought, it's strictly private.
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Post by Collie on Nov 8, 2002 1:48:32 GMT
There's a guide to everything, apart from the one to tell you what to do the day it all goes Pete Tong.
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Post by Collie on Nov 10, 2002 1:16:40 GMT
I wonder how many people shoot their in-laws on Bonfire Night. Surely that is the optimum time to do it, as it's not like anyone will take any notice of the noise. They'll probably think it's some pesky kids letting off bangers.
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Post by Mike on Nov 11, 2002 10:46:18 GMT
Supercallifragalisticexpiallydocious.
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Post by Collie on Nov 14, 2002 19:00:05 GMT
Here kitty kitty.... ARGH THAT'S MY BLOODY HAND YOU LITTLE FLEA RIDDEN PIECE OF SHIT...... BBBBAAAAANNNNG!!....... aww poor kitty.
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Post by Collie on Nov 15, 2002 3:14:28 GMT
Dilemmas, one problem, two ways to resolve it. A Lemma, one problem, one solution?
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Post by Argh A Monkey on Nov 17, 2002 18:30:05 GMT
It's madness! Madness I tells ya! Madness!
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Post by Collie on Nov 19, 2002 1:53:05 GMT
She should never have swallowed that horse.
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Post by pinksheep on Nov 19, 2002 9:24:18 GMT
if you were to swallow a fly would you actually swallow a spider?
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Post by Mike on Nov 19, 2002 15:40:32 GMT
wicked ah wicked ah, jungle is massive!
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