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Post by Nadya Krupskaya on Feb 12, 2004 10:47:05 GMT
For sheer crapness and laughability I'd have to say Cherry Falls, Battlefield Earth and The Hole. Not a 90s Horror Fan. Oh, and the 'comedy' piss takes of piss takes, such as that crappy 'Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth' bollocks or whatever its called.
Pure cack.
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2004 10:52:20 GMT
I rented Darkness Falls, Dumb & Dumberer and Jeepers Creepers 2 last weekend.
That was a wasted £9.
Meh, beats spending £15.99 buying them, then kicking yourself once you'd watched em!
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Post by Felix on Feb 12, 2004 10:56:06 GMT
Has anyone seen Unbreakable? With Bruce Willis? It's on on ITV1 this weekend... Sunday. 9 o'clock...
That is a bad film...
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2004 11:00:15 GMT
Yeah, that movie sucks like a Dyson hoover!
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 12, 2004 11:06:35 GMT
You can't have a Dyson Hoover.
That's two seperate brands mister!
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2004 11:08:28 GMT
Ok then, that movie sucks like a Dyson!
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Post by Felix on Feb 12, 2004 11:08:34 GMT
Fine... A Dyson vacuum cleaner...
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Post by Heartless on Feb 12, 2004 12:58:55 GMT
The Wishmaster II the first was just funny the second was just poo!
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 12, 2004 13:28:35 GMT
Not compared to the third and fourth it wasn't.....
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2004 13:32:04 GMT
Jurassic Cack II & III
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Post by Collie on Feb 12, 2004 15:14:57 GMT
'The Hole' as in the crappy Brit movie that has some posh toffs stuck down an old WWII bunker? With the worst casting for police detectives since the ones used in Cornation Street, and the only saving grace of the entire movie being the inclusion of Embeth Davidtz - who was of course the sexy teacher in Matilda, and who also played along side Bruce Campbell in the excellent but inferior sequel to 'Evil Dead II' , 'The Army of Darkness'? That movie? What a shite film.
Independance Day gets my vote as being one of the worst movies -- because it had incredible special effects, but possibly the worst story telling and predictable plot ever seen on the big screen. A drunk crop duster saves the sodding day. And some geek on a laptop manages to invent a virus that knocks out a race of superior beings computers, despite not knowing what operating system they used (must have been Windows) and where did he find a connector to link up the laptop in the first place? Utter, utter, trash.
Also add to the list of worst movies, anything with a 5 or higher number attached to the end of the movie's name. Police Academy 5,6,7,8,9,10,100 etc.
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Post by Heartless on Feb 12, 2004 15:48:53 GMT
I know these aren't really movies but i hate soap specials that they bring out on DVD and video like Emmerdale - The Dingles Down Under and the numerous Eastenders ones!
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Post by Collie on Feb 12, 2004 15:58:46 GMT
The Dingles down under.... hehe with good old 'Crocodile Dingle'. How bloody cheesy.
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Post by Heartless on Feb 12, 2004 16:05:52 GMT
It was set the same time that they formed the band the woolpackers! now that was cheesy!
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Post by Mike on Feb 13, 2004 8:39:19 GMT
If we're going for cheese here, then XXX has got to be the cheesiest movie ever.
Actually, I like it...a lot.
It was a poor mans James Bond, but with better effects.
And why does Vin Diesel always look uncomfortable kissing the hot chick?
Just do it you muscle bound fag!
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