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Post by Felix on Feb 25, 2004 17:03:36 GMT
Jimmy Carr is hilarious! These are his stories...
He was quoting a book...
"In many cultures, a double negative is meant as a positive, but in no cultures is a double positive meant as a negative..."
Then... Someone from the back goes...
"Yeah yeah..."
Then the second story...
The comedian starts off saying,
"Who has ever been caught thieving in the middle east? Let's see a show of hands!"
Ba da boom!
Then, a man from the back puts his arm up. Where the hand usually is, there was a hook...
Then the comedian says...
"Give that guy a big hand!!!"
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Post by Toxic on Mar 28, 2004 22:47:11 GMT
id have to say dave chapelle and martin lawrence
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Post by Guest on Apr 10, 2005 4:55:07 GMT
rodney carrington, eddie griffin, ron white, larry the cable guy
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