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Post by Mike on May 12, 2005 11:05:41 GMT
1. Start at London Heathrow Airport.
2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
8. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
10. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
14. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
15. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
17. Arrive at the centre of town.
Now that's the way to fucking Amarillo!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW!
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Post by wedge69 on May 12, 2005 11:38:13 GMT
Wow, I've never seen that one before
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Post by Felix on May 12, 2005 14:24:54 GMT
Really? I have.
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Post by Collie on May 12, 2005 18:53:48 GMT
Good old Tony Christie. How many foolish cretins have bought his greatest hits album on the back of the Peter Kay supported single, only to realise the entire back catalog of Christie is utter cheese and shite. A lot probably. Now Shakin' Stevens, there's a chap with the rights to have a greatest hits album. "This old house is getting shaky, this old house is getting old, this old house lets in the rain, this old house lets in the cold ...." This old house is prime demolition material I suspect. Knock it down and build two smaller ones and make a bundle of cash by conning new buyers with your inflated house prices. Bastards.
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on May 12, 2005 20:56:05 GMT
I bet Tony Christie is gutted he decided to give all the money from the single to Comic Relief after it stayed at number one for 7 weeks
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Post by gargoyle on May 13, 2005 5:35:29 GMT
uh
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Post by wedge69 on May 13, 2005 7:03:22 GMT
Someone get an MP3 for Gargoyle.....
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Post by Felix on May 13, 2005 16:08:39 GMT
I've only got the video.
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Post by Collie on May 13, 2005 22:19:56 GMT
Pray tell why you even have the video? Is Peter Kay miming to a cheesy old song and Ronnie Corbett falling off the treadmill really that amusing?
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Post by Felix on May 15, 2005 22:53:33 GMT
Just the Ronnie Corbett bit, yeah.
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Post by wedge69 on May 16, 2005 6:12:08 GMT
I agree with Felix.
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Post by Mike on May 16, 2005 8:30:17 GMT
It was hilarious when I saw the video for the first time.
Then I saw it a further 7 times that day.
Then 12 the following.
Then 9 the next.
It's not funny anymore.
And Deirdre Barlow makes me shudder.
*shudder*
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Post by wedge69 on May 16, 2005 8:33:23 GMT
But it was great to see Jimmy Saville again.
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Post by Mike on May 16, 2005 8:36:51 GMT
I must've been the only kid to be scared of Jim'll Fix It!
Now then now then now then...
Ya weird twat!
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Post by wedge69 on May 16, 2005 8:49:41 GMT
Didn't he used to be a wresteler?
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