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Post by Collie on Feb 16, 2002 23:03:30 GMT
Nothing quite beats opening your mail box and getting another 7 junk emails.
My favourite one of today is this terrific advertisement -
"New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it"
Whoo! So that's were we blokes have been going wrong all our lives - we forget to take the pills first.
I also received plenty of 'value investments' and 'Get your free online diplomas.' ads. No thanks chaps.
Damn I hate bulk emailers. I wish those responsible were rounded up and thrown into a Grain Silo, and then suffocated in millions of their own shredded up junk mails. BASTARDS the lot of them.
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Post by gargoyle on Feb 16, 2002 23:11:14 GMT
Sweet semen and women who love to swallow it would be a scientific breakthrough.
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Post by Collie on Feb 17, 2002 19:47:34 GMT
Yea well that was just one account, my other ones get more still.
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Baxter
'They who fetch our biscuits'
I think its got greenfly
Posts: 110
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Post by Baxter on Feb 17, 2002 20:17:10 GMT
Hehehehehe. Now men have a weapon. If your perticuly pissed off with her you could 'forget' to take the pill so she gets a rather nasty shock
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
Posts: 475
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Post by Miss_C on Feb 17, 2002 20:49:25 GMT
I can beat you all with junk email. I got 92 in one account its nice to be popular. And I now know how to increase my dick to 12"
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Post by Collie on Feb 17, 2002 22:37:50 GMT
The worst account for spam is Hotmail probably. Some people have merely signed up, never used the account, nor publicised it, and still they still get spammed. My hotmail account has about 20 filters and it still gets at least 5-10 spam mails in the inbox a day. Including those 'Increase your penis length by 1-3 inches guaranteed' or how many it's supposed to be now. As if anyone will believe those pills could work.
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Post by gargoyle on Feb 17, 2002 22:51:03 GMT
My hotmail account is loaded with junk mail everyday. But what I hate more are these bloody pop up ads!
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Post by Collie on Feb 17, 2002 22:54:18 GMT
I don't get any. Hehehe.
You got Windows?
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Post by gargoyle on Feb 17, 2002 23:04:42 GMT
Yes I have windows. I also get 2 pop ups at a time.
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Post by Collie on Feb 17, 2002 23:07:34 GMT
I'll PM you then.
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Post by gargoyle on Feb 17, 2002 23:09:22 GMT
PM? I don't know what that is. Enlighten me please.
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Post by Collie on Feb 17, 2002 23:24:04 GMT
Hey Gargoyle, you have x messages, y are new
That's the Private Message information text - just click on the number of messages and read the messages within. It's not difficult honest. In fact, you've used it before!
Of course, they're called instant messages here, or IM. Every board seems to call them different things.
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Post by gargoyle on Feb 18, 2002 0:00:56 GMT
IMs PMs i get it.
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carol
'The Passing Acquaintance'
Posts: 215
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Post by carol on Feb 18, 2002 23:07:16 GMT
make it taste good? why dont I get such junk mail! hehe. actually, I get very little... i have the only hotmail account in the world that doesnt get spammed, thank god!
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