Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Feb 16, 2002 14:41:44 GMT
What exactly is a bonus smelly award, and how do I get one??
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Post by Collie on Feb 16, 2002 22:00:33 GMT
It's a special award for those that have proved themselves to be smelly in public places. Using high tech telepathic instruments of science, I regularly don the device upon my head and read the thought waves of those members who have posted here. Carefully I probe their minds for smelly thoughts, briefly halting to find out any misdemeanours they might have carried out so that I can blackmail them at a later date. Once I've ascertained that they are indeed smelly people, I reward them with the title, 'Bonus Smelly Award'. Those that continue to reek for long periods of time gain an even better accolade - 'Proud to Stink'. If you haven't received the award yet, it's probably because you wash behind your ears when others don't.
So in future don't wash. Stay smelly.
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