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Post by Collie on Feb 4, 2002 16:48:13 GMT
Why do so many people sign up to message boards but then never use them? Why waste moments of your life signing up for something you couldn't give a monkey's arse about? Tis a strange world.
In the instance of this particular forum, I've deducted that the reason people fail to post here is down to Mike's flatulence. It really is quite off putting. Sorry chap, but it had to be said.
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Post by Mike on Feb 4, 2002 16:52:07 GMT
Yeah, I've had this problem all last night and today! It's confusing. The only thing I had to eat yesterday was Pizza Hut! This has never happened before! Sorry!
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 5, 2002 8:11:09 GMT
You are a Pizza Hut, wasn't it a bit bricky? No wonder you keep farting!
I know what you mean about people signing up though, there must be nearly 40 people signed up to this board, but only 10% actually post more than once. Maybe they are all like Phoenix and just lurk...
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sofi
'The Passing Acquaintance'
i'm ill and need a hug!
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Post by sofi on Feb 5, 2002 10:11:19 GMT
i stayed!and i only have the net in the 6th form music studio at skool! and mikes funny! i think in good old bridget jones stylee you can call people that only post once "commitment phobics"!! im hopin to get the net at home soon though but i can only have it if i promise to pay the bill. i cud afford it but its getting round to it. im a naturally lazy person i think!
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Baxter
'They who fetch our biscuits'
I think its got greenfly
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Post by Baxter on Feb 5, 2002 15:34:45 GMT
I'm lazy. I think the blokes most use saying is 'I can't be arsed' oh and 'You have a headache!?' hehehehe
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 5, 2002 16:07:03 GMT
Just noticed the title of this thread is "Pointless Member". Funny, I thought that was a Monks knob.
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Post by Collie on Feb 6, 2002 2:17:19 GMT
Right, well apart from urine removal job the 'member' also performs, I guess they don't serve much purpose for the quiet robed males.....
I wonder what happens if a Monk has a wet dream. Does he immediately go to repent his sins or thank the lord for some small pleasures in an otherwise largely boring life?
And the number of registered members has reached 54. Not bad considering the entire site doesn't really serve a purpose, apart from the Jon Lee Tribute angle. I guess they sign up, wait 10 hours for their password to arrive, then think, sod it, do something more fun instead.
Barstewards. Course, if you're on of the lurkers, I like you really. In fact, I like you so much, I'd go as far as to say I'd like to talk to you. Yes talk....
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sofi
'The Passing Acquaintance'
i'm ill and need a hug!
Posts: 238
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Post by sofi on Feb 6, 2002 11:54:48 GMT
maybe you could sare the one-timers into coming back by sendin threatening emails!but then again, why bother having a load of people talking that dont really want to be here? i think when the new theme happens again one star should be something really nasty and insulting so that it makes the little beggars come back! i would still like to keep it clear that im not really a nasty person, im just opinionated!!!
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Post by Collie on Feb 6, 2002 16:20:42 GMT
People come if there's a good enough reason. Those that don't bother, well they're missing out. Not missing much though. In fact, watching a Discovery Channel documentary on Sharks is probably more interesting. But not everyone has access to that Channel. Which is probably why you lot are here.
Or something.
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carol
'The Passing Acquaintance'
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Post by carol on Feb 6, 2002 22:42:19 GMT
i would write more often... I come her most days, its jsut this board confuses me more than the old mecca one! also there isnt opportunity to annoy you with mine and mikes threads that wind their way down the screen! but I'm tryingggg!!!!!!! one day I'll get to grips with this new fangled technological pagey page thing!
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Post by Collie on Feb 6, 2002 23:30:34 GMT
Well if it's any concilation, you and Mike still hold the record for the most posts between just 2 people, but I think when Heartless arrived, she managed with everyone else to get a huge bloody thread going.
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Post by Mike on Feb 7, 2002 8:56:48 GMT
Carol's & mine were the best threads ever! They were wierd and yet funny! I miss 'em.......
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bonni
'They who fetch our biscuits'
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Post by bonni on Feb 7, 2002 10:35:09 GMT
come on.. share... it'll be just like when you go to some crinkly peeps house and they tell you tales of long lost things!(and just in case any of you get sick ideas i do not mean long lost body parts! i know what some of you can be like!)
im tryin not to be one of the peeps that join up and never post, but i only get to visit when im supposed to be researching! you lot are much more interesting then the architects that im supposed to be looking at!
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Post by Mike on Feb 7, 2002 11:59:23 GMT
I'm only here when my boss ain't over me shoulder! Or if I can block his view somehow (which I'm doing now)......
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carol
'The Passing Acquaintance'
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Post by carol on Feb 7, 2002 22:54:53 GMT
how are you anyhoo mike? havent talked in yonks! fancy a crumb? I would offer you a whole crisp, but Im greedy and finished the packet..... for which my hips will hate me!
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