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Post by Collie on Dec 18, 2001 13:03:16 GMT
Absolutely bloody fantastic! Those ads that plague this board. Timeless classics already. <br> Banner: "The Threat of Nuclear Terrorism is real. So is the need to prepare."
Pop under: Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Disaster Preparedness Resources...
Products include...
POTASSIUM IODIDE (KI) Protects Thyroid From Radiation Poisoning
Downwind from a nuclear accident, most casualties result from radioactive iodine poisoning of the thyroid gland, particularly in children. KI, if taken in time, reduces this threat by over 95%. 100-day supply
LOL! Downwind from a nuclear accident??? Wtf are this lot on? If there's nuclear terrorism which is bloody unlikely, chances are taking a Potassium Iodide pill will be pointless when your inards are already your outards and your city's been reduced to a pile of rubble with your pile of goo of a corpse under it.
This is the kind of nonsense you'd expect Derrick Trotter to be selling on a market stall in Peckham, not on the bloody internet.
Who the hell is gulable enough to buy that shit???
Then again, if you live near Sellafield it isn't such a bad idea....
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Post by Heartless on Dec 18, 2001 13:06:17 GMT
just gonna nod and agree mate!
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Post by Collie on Dec 18, 2001 13:10:44 GMT
You're in danger of sounding like one of those 'Yes Men/women'.
War's wrong... 'Yes I agree'. We need more Jammie Dodgers in the biscuit tin, 'Indeed' Jamie Oliver is a tit, 'Absolutely' I need a back rub...... 'Quite true'
Etc......
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Post by Heartless on Dec 18, 2001 13:13:13 GMT
sorry! i've just got a lot on my mind thats all!
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Post by Collie on Dec 18, 2001 13:18:12 GMT
Sigh not another one!?!
Sheesh. Nothing too serious bothering you I hope. It's Christmas time and all that bollocks already. Everyone's to be shiny happy people. You'll ruin it for everyone if you're miserable or overly concerned. Biscuit?
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Post by Heartless on Dec 18, 2001 13:26:44 GMT
The guy I like doesnt want to know so I'm getting back with the ex but its nopt going to work out! christmas is shite anyway!
Yes please got any maryland cookies?
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Post by Collie on Dec 18, 2001 13:34:33 GMT
Ex's and non ex's, I don't know. My mates always complain about their's too. The answer is obvious. Outlaw relationships, thus leaving the entire world single and able to mingle with whoever they like (providing the other party agrees). Then ex's will be a thing of the past, annoying relationship counsillers will be out a job (the parasites, making a living out of other people's misery) and we can all be happy. And better off too. No need to spend money on birthdays, you'll be on to the next bloke/woman before the day comes.
Radical thinking aside, sorry to hear you're having probs. I'd like to help and offer Maryland Cookies but I'm afraid some unscrupuluous* sod has walked into the office during the night and half inched the lot! Grr...
*5 u's, that ought to be worth something in a game of scrabble.
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Post by Heartless on Dec 18, 2001 13:39:50 GMT
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Post by Collie on Dec 18, 2001 13:49:13 GMT
Sorry. I can stretch to a cup of tea and a digestive?
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Post by Heartless on Dec 18, 2001 14:32:11 GMT
Ok *sniff*
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Post by wedge69 on Dec 19, 2001 7:42:30 GMT
Doesn't anyone round here ever eat any savoury snacks?
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Post by Heartless on Dec 19, 2001 8:03:34 GMT
I like mini cheddars!
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Post by Mike on Dec 19, 2001 8:09:00 GMT
Mini Cheddars are cool!
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Post by Heartless on Dec 19, 2001 8:14:17 GMT
i love em so much my grandma brought me a 12 pack last week to cheer me up!
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Post by wedge69 on Dec 19, 2001 8:17:47 GMT
You will get fat AND smell cheesy!
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