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Post by Collie on Jun 9, 2005 14:23:15 GMT
CRIVVENS!
The shock of seeing that was so great, that my buttocks lept at least an inch above my chair for all of 0.5 seconds, before falling back down to rejoin the rest of my body which didn't move at all.
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Post by Mike on Jun 9, 2005 14:32:43 GMT
I think someone's telling porkies...
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Post by Collie on Jun 9, 2005 14:37:28 GMT
I know, I actually wet myself. I wasn't going to say anything at first, but I'm amongst trusted friends and needn't feel ashamed...
Unless you meant Wedge was telling porkies, in which case, I DENY EVERYTHING IN THIS POST.
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Post by Mike on Jun 9, 2005 14:51:51 GMT
I think you better go buy some incontinence pants...
Or a piss bag.
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Post by Collie on Jun 9, 2005 15:19:29 GMT
Can you recommend me some good ones?
New ones, none of your soggy second hand ones.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 9, 2005 15:25:20 GMT
They're always advertising them on the tele. Is it Tennalady or something?
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Post by Mike on Jun 9, 2005 15:30:25 GMT
I have no idea.
I'd have to subscribe to Saga magazine...but I can't until I'm 50.
25 more years to go then.
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Post by Collie on Jun 9, 2005 15:42:05 GMT
I'm sure those gadget type shops/catalogues used to advertise a piss-bag. Some kind of bag that is strapped to your leg which is connected to a piss-pipe that goes on your dick. Apparently you can go around pissing in confidence, in public. What kind of lunatic would risk carrying their piss around in bag that is merely stuck to their leg ? Think of the embarassment of a spillage on a busy train.... crivvens. The device disappeared quickly from the catalogues I think, probably after the clever-arse responsible for adding it, killed himself after a failed useage of the bag during a meeting.
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Post by Collie on Jun 9, 2005 20:02:00 GMT
Urbandictionary.com usually provides the answers for such questions, even if it is full of brainless twats who can't spell or use punctuation properly.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 10, 2005 6:50:32 GMT
They were historically known as Scallys where I come from.....
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Post by Mike on Jun 10, 2005 7:51:16 GMT
Times have changed Young Old Wedge.
Phones are no longer brick sized.
The world is in fact...round.
And the 'Scally' name was dropped well before Michael Jackson was accused of playing with kids.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 10, 2005 7:55:35 GMT
I wonder if the Jury will decide today whether or not he is norrmal, or a twisted kiddy fiddler?
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Post by gargoyle on Jun 10, 2005 7:55:59 GMT
Wedge still churns his own butter.
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Post by Mike on Jun 10, 2005 7:57:22 GMT
I can't believe it's not butter.
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