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Post by wedge69 on Jun 14, 2005 6:57:46 GMT
I shall try to use every one of those in conversation today.
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Post by Mike on Jun 14, 2005 8:27:54 GMT
Don't do that matey.
People will think you're a perv.
Try and spread it over the remainder of the week.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 14, 2005 9:14:10 GMT
I could pretend I have just developed torrettes.
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Post by Mike on Jun 14, 2005 10:55:21 GMT
"Sorry, I have Tittie Tourettes. It's been a problem ever since being weened onto the bottle from the breast. BOOB!!!"
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 14, 2005 11:46:45 GMT
I worked with a guy with torretes once.
When he got introduced he would say stuff like "Hi, I'm Simon. Are you fucking gay".
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Post by Mike on Jun 14, 2005 12:50:41 GMT
Sounds like my mate, Simon.
But he doesn't have tourettes.
He's just plain abusive.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 14, 2005 12:53:48 GMT
Cock sucker.
Rooster Licker.
Doesn't have the same ring.
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Post by Mike on Jun 14, 2005 12:58:59 GMT
Pussy sucker.
Bestiality.
Doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 14, 2005 13:41:30 GMT
Brown ring?
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Post by Mike on Jun 14, 2005 13:47:52 GMT
Ring donut.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 14, 2005 14:24:18 GMT
donut puncher
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Post by Mike on Jun 14, 2005 14:27:33 GMT
Hmmm...
A donkey punch!
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Post by Felix on Jun 15, 2005 17:01:32 GMT
What.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 16, 2005 7:02:51 GMT
Pillow biter
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Post by Mike on Jun 16, 2005 7:35:31 GMT
Sausage jockey!
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