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Post by Mike on Feb 8, 2005 12:08:55 GMT
Seeing as though this is the General Bollocks forum, I though we needed a General Bollocks thread. Just makes it a lot easier to go off on a whole new tangent instead of trying to stick to a thread topic.
Anyways, just booked another holiday to Spain. I leave in 9 days. w00t x2.
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Post by Obi on Feb 8, 2005 12:18:39 GMT
your always going back and forth from spain... are you trafficking something??
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 8, 2005 12:58:06 GMT
Straw donkeys.
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Post by Mike on Feb 8, 2005 13:37:59 GMT
...full of coke.
Sometimes Pepsi.
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Post by Felix on Feb 8, 2005 14:11:43 GMT
And keeping even MORE on-topic to this forum...
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.
Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.
Ouch.
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 8, 2005 14:21:34 GMT
There are some very odd people out there.
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Post by Obi on Feb 8, 2005 15:11:37 GMT
its nice for felix to show us them :S
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Post by Mike on Jun 6, 2005 10:32:52 GMT
So, I gets a phone call last week from the lovely people at the Extreme Sports Channel. They tell me that I'd won a prize from the Tony Hawk Gumball 3000 competiton. They ask what console I have so they can send me my prize. Tony Hawk Underground 2 for PS2. I already have this game...so I just thought that I'd flog it.
The next day, my prize turns up. The missus phones me and asks what I've ordered that's so big. I sit there thinking for a while...and I haven't got a fucking clue. I've got a problem with buying stuff off the internet, so I could've been a number of things.
I ask her to open it.
Here's what was inside:
Tony Hawk Underground 2 PS2 game. Gumball 3000 baseball cap signed by Tony Hawk, Bucky Lasek & Jodi Kidd. Gumball 3000 Bucky Lasek deck - signed by Bucky. Gumball 3000 Official Annual. Gumball 3000 - The Movie poster. Tony Hawk - Profession: Skateboarder - Book. Tony Hawk - Between Boardslides & Burnout - Book.
So I phoned them and asked if this was right...and they said yes.
w00t fucking w00t.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 6, 2005 11:22:49 GMT
I'll have the PS2 game if you don't want it
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Post by Mike on Jun 6, 2005 13:00:07 GMT
I would've done.
But I gave it away yesterday.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 6, 2005 13:03:28 GMT
Well go and get it back!
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Post by Mike on Jun 6, 2005 13:16:05 GMT
You want me to go and steal something back from a kid?
How evil are you?
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 6, 2005 14:14:45 GMT
How old's the kid?
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Post by Mike on Jun 6, 2005 14:17:19 GMT
Dunno.
Between 11 & 13.
I think.
He's the brother of my sisters fiance.
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Post by wedge69 on Jun 6, 2005 14:45:42 GMT
Ah, keeping it in the family. I'll let you off then.
I decovered the extreme sports channel on my Sky box the other day.
It's fun.
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