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Post by TheAlex on Apr 26, 2004 21:18:02 GMT
67. Ever spill your drink and suffered the embarrassment of it dribbling down your face? Ever wet your jumper with an over enthusiastic swig?
Spill no more with the patented Jimmy Hill ChinisterTM. Catch those falling drips!
The Jimmy Hill ChinisterTM will remove all embarrassment from unfortunate beverage spillage, draining it all into one easy to install container, conveniently installed inside the Jimmy Hill Giant ChinTM.
Can't down that pint? Impress friends by downing numerous successive pints, what they won't know is the Jimmy Hill ChinisterTM does all the work for you with it's convenient storage area for up to 68,000 Gallons of liquid matter. That's almost Atlantic!
Manufacturer warning: You've heard of top-heavy, well now there's chin heavy. Not recommended to store over 0.5 gallons of H2O.
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Post by TheAlex on May 17, 2004 20:28:05 GMT
68.
Portable TV Stand.
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Post by Collie on May 19, 2004 19:44:37 GMT
Use Number 69 of a Giant Chin in the series I'd given up on and thought you had too, but obviously haven't, thus meaning there's still work to be done:
Medieval Jousting Lance: Giant Chin displaces rival knights from their mounts with the upmost of style and ease, allowing you, the Gentle knight, to uphold your honour and win the hand of many a fair maiden (Providing you're not unchivalrously knived in the back for defeating the dastardly Black Knight in the joust beforehand.)
Warning: No refund will be given if you damage your Jousting Lance by shoving it up the arse of your lover in some kind of lewd and disgusting sexual act. You do so at your own risk.
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Post by TheAlex on Jun 14, 2004 23:50:36 GMT
in the series I'd given up on and thought you had too, but obviously haven't, thus meaning there's still work to be done: NEVER! I may have to joust you with that medieval lance if you come up with such suggestions again! Number 69 just had to tarnish something... 70.New feature of the world-beating Jimmy Hill Giant Chin TM; it now comes with bristles! Fix the Beard-like * attachments to the Chin and you can now use it for such great chores as painting, scrubbing dishes and eroding cement from between housebricks. *Beard-like attachments available in medium, large, extra-large and supersize. Please note no small-size available.
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Post by Collie on Aug 6, 2004 13:40:20 GMT
Use number 71 of a Giant Chin: Rocket Launch Pad.
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Post by TheAlex on Sept 15, 2004 0:29:45 GMT
72. Motivational provoking tool.
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rage
'The Street Urchin'
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Post by rage on Oct 30, 2004 7:26:50 GMT
73. it could be used an an axe.... never fear, wherever you are so long as you hav a sharpened chin you can always get fire wood...
mmm.... Chins...
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Post by TheAlex on Nov 1, 2004 0:13:04 GMT
74 Local councils are becoming overwhelmed by the amount of tax-dodgers cars they are having to crush.
With a Jimmy Hill Mighty Chin, a car-park full of cars can become a match-box sized lump of metal in seconds.
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Post by Andrews on Nov 3, 2004 19:02:46 GMT
A giaint chin can used to stab children in the face...
A novelty letter opener....
a coat hanger...
rescue blind people from certain death by letting them hold onto your chin...
Safety handle for the elderly and inferm...
A portable drinks holder or if you will... a cup cake....
Speaker stands....
An item of self defence...
Bottle opener...
Bicycle pump...
Jumps for comically small bikers...
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Post by Andrews on Nov 3, 2004 19:03:26 GMT
Greenhouse the new Jummy Hill.... i will add some pictures of him later... stay tuned!!!!!!!!!
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Post by jimmy hill on Dec 4, 2004 17:20:53 GMT
My name is Edmund Reid and I am repeating my third year at the University of St Andrews. I possess the most enormous chin known to man, far greater than my personal hero Mr Hill himself. I will attempt to procure a picture of this wonderful feature in order that you may all share in my joy.
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Post by Collie on Dec 6, 2004 21:00:01 GMT
Not the Edmund Reid? I'm sure I've heard your name before. You're famous aren't you? Wait - I realise now, I've just seen the exact same post in another thread. You must really be proud of that chin of yours.
As to Andrews uses of a giant chin: thanks very much. A couple of them are very similar to others in the list, but there are some good'uns.
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Post by wedge69 on Dec 7, 2004 7:06:26 GMT
Where have all these chin fans come from?
You will have to start issuing membership numbers soon!
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Post by Tom D on Jan 2, 2005 16:27:13 GMT
#whatever, I've lost count. Car stereo. I don't think i need to elaborate.
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Post by TheAlex on Jan 17, 2005 21:40:57 GMT
I'll call this 76:
London or Manchester aren't really suitable locations for staging the Olympic Games. Never fear, a suitable venue is present in Great Britain.
It's called the Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinTM and it's visible on satellite right now.
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