101 uses for Giant Chins

[TheAlex]

I just found use 84, The Provoker.

85 The Jimmy Hill Mighty Chinlandingpad^TM A launch and landing-pad for Richard Branson's new space tourism venture.

86 Bring back the death penalty, forget the electric chair, hanging, stoning or lethal injection, the Jimmy Hill Mighty Chin^TM will flatten lawbreakers to the ground and leave their bodies to decompose naturally.

87 A crime not so heinous? The Jimmy Hill Mighty Chin^TM can also be used for corporal punishment. Thief? Flatten his/her finger with the Jimmy Hill Mighty Chin^TM. One use and more, but most involve flattening.

88 For the six months of the year when the sun reaches the East Antarctic Icesheet, the Jimmy Hill Mighty Chinfloat^TM can be inflated and raised into the Mesosphere, high enough to block the harmful warming sun rays over much of the Antarctic.

89 Picture the scene, it's 2013 and the last of the Arctic ice has melted. Don't worry, the polar bears are safe! They've already been loaded onto the Jimmy Hill Mighty Chin Polar Bear Transporter Device^TM and are on their way to the Antarctic, where the Jimmy Hill Mighty Chinfloat^TM has been shielding the ice since 2011.

[TheAlex]

90 The Jimmy Hill Mighty Chin^TM has completed a successful trial treating geniophobia. 14% of trial subjects reported a 13% decrease in symptoms, though 7% of treated subjects now suffer from triskaidekaphobia.

[TheAlex]

91
It was top secret before, but I can now reveal that a version of The Jimmy Hill Might Chin^TM saved Earth from the December 2012 apocalypse. So that was use 91. Only ten more to go.