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Post by wedge69 on Apr 21, 2005 14:57:23 GMT
Smooooooooooooooooooth
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Apr 21, 2005 15:16:18 GMT
I once found a grey hair on my arm, i was slightly concerned...
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Post by wedge69 on Apr 21, 2005 15:29:30 GMT
Whose hair was it?
I am going grey. It makes me look mature.
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Post by Mike on Apr 21, 2005 15:47:06 GMT
You're turning into the boards very own George Clooney.
But without the acting talent.
Or Bank balance.
Or Lisa Snowdon.
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Post by wedge69 on Apr 21, 2005 15:51:48 GMT
I could live with one out of the three....
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Post by Collie on May 15, 2005 6:28:54 GMT
feeder.proboards1.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&n=1&thread=721Wedge has a shaved pussy fascination. Although now it's ginger pussies he prefers. Weird thing is, my desktop wallpaper is that stupid cat in the older thread. My brother saw it on a site the other day and made it the wallpaper, removing the lovely Kristen Kreuk's face. I thought I'd seen that cat before somewhere before.
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Post by wedge69 on May 16, 2005 6:10:54 GMT
Cat pictures always make me chuckle.
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Post by Collie on May 16, 2005 19:09:53 GMT
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Post by wedge69 on May 17, 2005 7:12:26 GMT
Got bloody websensed.
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Post by Mike on May 17, 2005 8:38:47 GMT
It a fucking good job I have headphones on... |
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Post by wedge69 on May 17, 2005 8:54:32 GMT
Do tell....
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Post by Mike on May 17, 2005 10:12:54 GMT
"The boss is a cunt, The boss is a cunt, The boss is a cunt...blah blah blah"
Actually, it's a Southern accent...so it really says "The boss is a cant"
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Post by wedge69 on May 17, 2005 11:36:53 GMT
Wow, can't believe I missed it...
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Post by Mike on May 17, 2005 14:36:41 GMT
Anyways, getting back to the topic of neatly shaved things...
I've lost the hair on my heed.
I got bored and decided to shave it off on Saturday morning. It now gives me an extra 10 minutes in bed every morning.
*thug*
But before I decided to do that, I was a little wankered on Friday night. We got home from the pub and carried on drinking. I was sat on the sofa and took my t-shirt off as it was a little warm. Someone commented on the bushiness of my nips. So I used my beard trimmer on them. Then they looked a little stoopid. So I shaved my chest. Why? I don't know.
I woke up on Saturday with something dead inside my head. I sat on the edge of the bed trying to wake up. Once I'd came around, I looked down and just shook my head. I asked who'd done this to me. The missus said that I'd done it to myself.
I vowed never to drink that much again.
I then went to the pub to start again.
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Post by wedge69 on May 17, 2005 14:38:44 GMT
Did you shave *everything*?
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