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Post by Collie on Jul 6, 2005 12:02:49 GMT
Hahahahahaha.
Unlucky Frenchies.
London wins the Olympic 2012 bid.
Another opportunity for the government at the time to raise taxes to pay for it.
Good show.
Now we just need some athletes to take part, seeing most of ours aren't up to much. As Africa is a hot topic at the moment, and the ones who don't drink from puddles and die are typically good runners, we ought to try and poach as many of them as we can to represent us. A few fake fake passports and birth certificates and no-one will be any the wiser.
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becca
'An Agreeable Chap/Non-chap'
i should be so lucky
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Post by becca on Jul 6, 2005 12:07:13 GMT
d'oh!
I've deleted my post - but the thread's still there?
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Post by Mike on Jul 6, 2005 12:46:41 GMT
Paris didn't get it because it's full of French.
Damn frog leg eating haw he haw's.
Hmmm, is this actually a good thing though?
These African 'athletes' are going to come over here, do what they do, then miss their flight home.
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Post by Collie on Jul 6, 2005 12:56:20 GMT
See, that's why the rifle event should be changed to Hunting. Those gun happy competitors with their shooters can chase after those athletes that go awol, with the gold medal going to whoever has killed the most. Be a bit like bringing the world of rap to the Olympics, although drive-by shootings might be against the Olympic code.
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Post by Mike on Jul 6, 2005 13:07:53 GMT
It's not barbaric enough.
We need Old Skool gladiator battles.
And I don't mean Over-Sized-Cotton-Bud-My-Name-Is-Wolf-And-I'm-A-Muscle-Bound-Fag-Awoogah-Gladiators
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Post by wedge69 on Jul 6, 2005 13:17:40 GMT
Yeah, you could actually have to hit people when you throw the Javelin.
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Post by Mike on Jul 6, 2005 13:34:32 GMT
Yeah, and replace 'The Hammer' with a midget. And replace the field with a moltan lava pit.
Apparently, moltan lava is quite easy to come by nowadays.
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Post by wedge69 on Jul 6, 2005 15:15:49 GMT
Just feed me a vindaloo.....
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Jul 8, 2005 18:09:26 GMT
I can not understand the excitement surrounding the olympics. By the time the sodding olympics arrive here I will be very nearly 30, possibly spening much of my life in Ikea
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Post by Collie on Jul 8, 2005 18:35:40 GMT
Could be worse. You could be in and out of MFI more often than someone who perpetually has the shits goes to the toilet.
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Post by wedge69 on Jul 11, 2005 7:02:08 GMT
Now is the time to start campaigning for a new sport in the Olympics. Something we are all good at and could get in the team for.
Erm....
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Post by Mike on Jul 11, 2005 10:14:18 GMT
Drunken Naked Wrestling?
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Post by wedge69 on Jul 11, 2005 11:26:21 GMT
There's no way I am going near your todger.
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Post by Mike on Jul 11, 2005 11:56:42 GMT
The rules are, 1 bloke against 4 chicks.
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Post by wedge69 on Jul 11, 2005 12:55:25 GMT
Ah, now that makes more sense.
And all four have to pin you at once?
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