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Post by wedge69 on Oct 5, 2005 11:52:29 GMT
I've never felt so alone.
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Post by Mike on Oct 5, 2005 13:07:16 GMT
Shh
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 5, 2005 14:07:46 GMT
Who farted?
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Post by Mike on Oct 5, 2005 14:09:13 GMT
"Argggghhhhh!"
Always wanted to do that in a Library...
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 5, 2005 14:56:41 GMT
I've always wanted to do rude things in the library at Uni but I never had a willing partner.
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Post by Collie on Oct 6, 2005 12:45:18 GMT
You can do solo rude things in a library too.
Like find a quiet corner to whack off to a book on female anatomy, or you could just shit in a book and put it back on the shelf. Both pretty rude and disgusting.
I've NEVER DONE EITHER.
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
Posts: 475
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Post by Miss_C on Oct 6, 2005 20:50:04 GMT
When I was young I always used to sneak into a corner away from my Dad and read the "how babies are made" books - fascinating reading!
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Post by Collie on Oct 6, 2005 22:20:46 GMT
There was always some sad nobhead at my school who would cut out the photos of any book in the library that had photos of women's breasts in them, even if it was something about breastfeeding. It wasn't me. Could they really not afford the twenty pence it cost for a Sun Newspaper?
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Post by TheAlex on Oct 6, 2005 23:47:14 GMT
There was always some sad nobhead at my school who would cut out the photos of any book in the library that had photos of women's breasts in them, even if it was something about breastfeeding. It wasn't me. Could they really not afford the twenty pence it cost for a Sun Newspaper? What're all those old clippings on your wall then? |
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Post by Collie on Oct 6, 2005 23:54:55 GMT
They're of the toenail variety and I like to look at them. Fifteen years worth of toenail clippings for all to see. The really rare and older clippings are kept hidden away in a padded locked chest somewhere in a vault in a secret high security location.
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 7, 2005 6:58:16 GMT
I'll look out for you on Antiques Roadshow.
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Post by TheAlex on Oct 8, 2005 19:35:29 GMT
They're of the toenail variety and I like to look at them. Fifteen years worth of toenail clippings for all to see. The really rare and older clippings are kept hidden away in a padded locked chest somewhere in a vault in a secret high security location. But how did you make them look like breasts? They can't have grown that way... |
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