Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Oct 7, 2005 20:25:38 GMT
Apparently knitting is a great way to make your boobs looks bigger, so perhaps I'll take it up. Has to be cheaper than a boob job
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Post by TheAlex on Oct 8, 2005 19:36:07 GMT
That's until you burst one of your boobs with a knitting needle. Take care.
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 10, 2005 7:20:42 GMT
Painful!
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Claire25
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
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Post by Claire25 on Oct 10, 2005 7:22:12 GMT
getting pregnant makes them bigger, unfortunatly its not permanent and you get stuck with the kid afterwards which all in all im sure works out more expensive than a boob job and giving birth is more painfull, and your boobs go saggy afterwards, hmmmm forget i said anything go for a boob job lol
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Post by Mike on Oct 10, 2005 8:18:04 GMT
*looks down*
I've gotta stop knitting...
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 10, 2005 10:23:51 GMT
knit one, perl one, drop one.
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Post by Mike on Oct 10, 2005 11:12:34 GMT
Curl one out.
And remember to flush.
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 10, 2005 11:19:09 GMT
Twice if it's a floater.
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Post by Mike on Oct 10, 2005 14:37:44 GMT
...and if it still won't go down, beat it with a stick.
Show the bastard who's boss!
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 11, 2005 7:09:02 GMT
You must do some monster poos.
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Post by Mike on Oct 11, 2005 8:03:02 GMT
Nah, it just reminds me of an amazing poo I once saw in an Ashton-Under-Lyne pub toilet.
Twas so huge it had rest marks in it.
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 11, 2005 8:33:00 GMT
There's some f'cker at work who never flushes. It's disgusting. If I knew who it was I would fish it out and leave it on their desk.
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Post by Mike on Oct 11, 2005 9:46:36 GMT
Ew.
If you find out, don't fish it out.
This has been done before, by my dad. Not to get anyone back...just for a laugh. Get either a Mars Bar or Snickers. Roll it and warm it while in the packet. Shape it turd like. Place it on said persons desk. A Snickers would probably be best. It's lumpier.
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 11, 2005 10:22:49 GMT
The penuts would probably add to the effect.
Get a tin of Green Giant and it will be complete!
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Post by Mike on Oct 11, 2005 10:57:47 GMT
Rock n Roll
\m/
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