Bah, tis the Christmas season already, or Holiday season for our chums across the pond. I've just realised if I want to start buying presents on the net, there's only just over a week to go. I don't mind parting with my monies, but the whole buying presents for a bunch of ungrateful sods things becomes a headache. And when people ask, 'What would you like this year?' and you think, 'Nothing you: could afford what I can't already buy myself; are actually willing to buy; can buy without getting entirely the wrong thing; actually I'll just have the Selection box as usual', I realise Christmas is a pain in the arse. It's great as a kid, expecting something for nothing, and it's no doubt fantastic when you've got your own sprogs to pass on the 'magic of Christmas', but inbetween it's rubbish. Plus there's nothing on the TV for weeks but crappy kids shows, repeats of films that have been on 100 times before, and seasonal nonsense.
On the plus side, it's a great opportunity to get pissed and party, and hopefully cop off with someone drunk who otherwise wouldn't give you the time of day.
So anyway, who's donating this year's Christmas Biscuit Variety box? Bagsy I have the first Jam Cream thingy. I know that one always goes first.