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Post by Collie on Dec 5, 2005 15:10:45 GMT
Bah, tis the Christmas season already, or Holiday season for our chums across the pond. I've just realised if I want to start buying presents on the net, there's only just over a week to go. I don't mind parting with my monies, but the whole buying presents for a bunch of ungrateful sods things becomes a headache. And when people ask, 'What would you like this year?' and you think, 'Nothing you: could afford what I can't already buy myself; are actually willing to buy; can buy without getting entirely the wrong thing; actually I'll just have the Selection box as usual', I realise Christmas is a pain in the arse. It's great as a kid, expecting something for nothing, and it's no doubt fantastic when you've got your own sprogs to pass on the 'magic of Christmas', but inbetween it's rubbish. Plus there's nothing on the TV for weeks but crappy kids shows, repeats of films that have been on 100 times before, and seasonal nonsense.
On the plus side, it's a great opportunity to get pissed and party, and hopefully cop off with someone drunk who otherwise wouldn't give you the time of day.
So anyway, who's donating this year's Christmas Biscuit Variety box? Bagsy I have the first Jam Cream thingy. I know that one always goes first.
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Post by Mike on Dec 5, 2005 15:59:57 GMT
and it's no doubt fantastic when you've got your own sprogs to pass on the 'magic of Christmas' You'd think so, wouldn't you? But at the moment, it's not fun for me. His christmas presents aren't mature enough for me. Now, when he's older and has remote control cars...thats when it gets interesting! I will donate 47 packets of broken biscuits from Aldi. Merry Chrimble, y'all...
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Post by wedge69 on Dec 6, 2005 13:13:14 GMT
Mike, don't deny it, you know you love playing on his ride on trike.
As for getting off with someone at the Crimbo party, remember I am a software engineer, hardly a female dominated profession now is it?
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Post by Mike on Dec 6, 2005 14:32:56 GMT
Same here bud.
Even if I was single, there's nowt to get off with.
Unless you're gay.
Oh, and they're gay.
Otherwise you'd get your face pounded to mush.
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Post by wedge69 on Dec 7, 2005 8:07:21 GMT
but if they were gay it wouldn't be your face that got pounded, would it?
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Post by Mike on Dec 7, 2005 9:13:19 GMT
Nope.
It'd be your precious choccy starfish!
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Post by wedge69 on Dec 8, 2005 8:08:56 GMT
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
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