Post by Collie on Jan 23, 2004 19:33:04 GMT
Everything you wanted to know about Jimmy Hill but which you never knew you wanted to know until I just told you you did just then:
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JIMMY HILL IS (ACCORDING TO GOOGLISM.COM)
jimmy hill is a dj that should need no introduction - Lie, although his chin does make for a fantastic turntable needle
jimmy hill is also a westchester native - Is he really?
jimmy hill is my uncle who saw combat in italy several months before my dad arrived - - His large chin provides excellent protection for his neck region, making him a useful soldier (use number 66 of a Giant Chin).
jimmy hill is synonymous with the legendary indian motorcycle - Who would have thought Jimmy Hill had a chin-hold in the Indian motorcycle industry.
jimmy hill is the inaugural member of the hall of fame of classic uglies - Can't argue there. Some people just don't appreciate the splendour of his Chin-excellency.
jimmy hill is careless with his football - Surely not! He was a fine player in his day. Although perhaps not the most technically gifted player, as the extra weight of his oversized chin played havoc with his centre of gravity related balance, often disorientating the chap half-dribble.
jimmy hill is highly irritating - A matter of opinion, and a flawed one at that. Was that a Scot who said that I wonder.
jimmy hill is an advocate of the “something - - Fascinating.
jimmy hill is a berk; some might think he's a football genius - - Berk no, football genius no. Lord of the Chins, yes.
jimmy hill is a well - No, but his chin can contain a large resevoir of water, though that does not actually make him a well.
jimmy hill is english - True.
jimmy hill is the stronger force here - Here? Yes he is. He controls everything, including the power to turn light switches on and off with the mere touch of his chin. With powers like that, we know never to stray on the wrong side of Mr. Hill.
jimmy hill is still lurking out there - Poor chap, he's probably lost his house keys and that's why he's wandering about looking lost. Psst, Jimmy, the door is unlocked by the way.
jimmy hill is a six times a week man? - That's stamina for ya.
Jimmy hill is a peaceful place for some - Indeed, his chin serves as a tranquil retreat for the overworked.
jimmy hill is the newest addition to the duval team - The who team?
jimmy hill is past it - Nonsense, there's plenty of life left in the old man, plus plenty of life living on his chin.
jimmy hill is a qualified referee? - Don't ask me.
jimmy hill is watching - It's true. He's omniscient. He's sees all, he hear's all. His chin actually houses his incredible sixth sense.
jimmy hill is returning to the club for his third stint in a highfield road hot seat - I'll take this person's word for it.
jimmy hill is a poof - How dareth you. Kindly step outside and we'll settle this with a good old fashioned thumb war.
jimmy hill is now tailback; last year's starting tight end scott reckers moves to quarterback - - Tailbacks and tight ends? This isn't the Jimmy Hill we know and love.
jimmy hill is one of englands greatest characters - A large chin defines great character.
jimmy hill is renowned for his outspoken views and his profile - That he is. But views that his extra chinage entitles him to.
jimmy hill is god - Well, that is taking it a chin too far.
jimmy hill is a football pundit and former player - Correct for 10 points.
jimmy hill is the chairman at fulham and softporn tycoon -
david sullivan owns birmingham city - Not entirely truthful.
jimmy hill is helping to launch the college's new approach to the game - Good for Jimmy, putting something back into the community other than his almighty chin.
jimmy hill is unfortunately correct in believing id cards need to be brought in - He even does politicis.
jimmy hill is a poof - Not this one again. I told you before, outside now!
jimmy hill is set to be dropped with second team captain mark goodwin coming in to strengthen the bowling - Poor Jimmy, his cricketing skills aren't what they once were, but I hear he can still hit a boundary with his chin.
jimmy hill is a lecturer in marketing at the university of ulster in northern ireland - Brains and a large chin. Who says you can't have it all.
jimmy hill is due in court to give his views on the incident on thursday - Give 'em hell Jimmy, don't hold anything back. Not that you ever do, apart from your chin of course. It's hard to hold that back without forcing people to duck everytime you turn your head around to face them.
jimmy hill is satan - Blasphemy! There is no proof that Jimmy Hill is Lucifier. Nowhere in the bible does it say that the lord of all evil has an abnormally large chin, thus that statement is a lie.
The Link for the Googilsm is here.....
www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=jimmy+hill&type=1
Googlisms subject to change at any time.
[ ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIC BIOGRAPHY FEATURING RESEARCH HALF-INCHED FROM OTHER SITES TO APPEAR HERE AT A LATER DATE ]
And now for something different.....
JIMMY HILL IS (ACCORDING TO GOOGLISM.COM)
jimmy hill is a dj that should need no introduction - Lie, although his chin does make for a fantastic turntable needle
jimmy hill is also a westchester native - Is he really?
jimmy hill is my uncle who saw combat in italy several months before my dad arrived - - His large chin provides excellent protection for his neck region, making him a useful soldier (use number 66 of a Giant Chin).
jimmy hill is synonymous with the legendary indian motorcycle - Who would have thought Jimmy Hill had a chin-hold in the Indian motorcycle industry.
jimmy hill is the inaugural member of the hall of fame of classic uglies - Can't argue there. Some people just don't appreciate the splendour of his Chin-excellency.
jimmy hill is careless with his football - Surely not! He was a fine player in his day. Although perhaps not the most technically gifted player, as the extra weight of his oversized chin played havoc with his centre of gravity related balance, often disorientating the chap half-dribble.
jimmy hill is highly irritating - A matter of opinion, and a flawed one at that. Was that a Scot who said that I wonder.
jimmy hill is an advocate of the “something - - Fascinating.
jimmy hill is a berk; some might think he's a football genius - - Berk no, football genius no. Lord of the Chins, yes.
jimmy hill is a well - No, but his chin can contain a large resevoir of water, though that does not actually make him a well.
jimmy hill is english - True.
jimmy hill is the stronger force here - Here? Yes he is. He controls everything, including the power to turn light switches on and off with the mere touch of his chin. With powers like that, we know never to stray on the wrong side of Mr. Hill.
jimmy hill is still lurking out there - Poor chap, he's probably lost his house keys and that's why he's wandering about looking lost. Psst, Jimmy, the door is unlocked by the way.
jimmy hill is a six times a week man? - That's stamina for ya.
Jimmy hill is a peaceful place for some - Indeed, his chin serves as a tranquil retreat for the overworked.
jimmy hill is the newest addition to the duval team - The who team?
jimmy hill is past it - Nonsense, there's plenty of life left in the old man, plus plenty of life living on his chin.
jimmy hill is a qualified referee? - Don't ask me.
jimmy hill is watching - It's true. He's omniscient. He's sees all, he hear's all. His chin actually houses his incredible sixth sense.
jimmy hill is returning to the club for his third stint in a highfield road hot seat - I'll take this person's word for it.
jimmy hill is a poof - How dareth you. Kindly step outside and we'll settle this with a good old fashioned thumb war.
jimmy hill is now tailback; last year's starting tight end scott reckers moves to quarterback - - Tailbacks and tight ends? This isn't the Jimmy Hill we know and love.
jimmy hill is one of englands greatest characters - A large chin defines great character.
jimmy hill is renowned for his outspoken views and his profile - That he is. But views that his extra chinage entitles him to.
jimmy hill is god - Well, that is taking it a chin too far.
jimmy hill is a football pundit and former player - Correct for 10 points.
jimmy hill is the chairman at fulham and softporn tycoon -
david sullivan owns birmingham city - Not entirely truthful.
jimmy hill is helping to launch the college's new approach to the game - Good for Jimmy, putting something back into the community other than his almighty chin.
jimmy hill is unfortunately correct in believing id cards need to be brought in - He even does politicis.
jimmy hill is a poof - Not this one again. I told you before, outside now!
jimmy hill is set to be dropped with second team captain mark goodwin coming in to strengthen the bowling - Poor Jimmy, his cricketing skills aren't what they once were, but I hear he can still hit a boundary with his chin.
jimmy hill is a lecturer in marketing at the university of ulster in northern ireland - Brains and a large chin. Who says you can't have it all.
jimmy hill is due in court to give his views on the incident on thursday - Give 'em hell Jimmy, don't hold anything back. Not that you ever do, apart from your chin of course. It's hard to hold that back without forcing people to duck everytime you turn your head around to face them.
jimmy hill is satan - Blasphemy! There is no proof that Jimmy Hill is Lucifier. Nowhere in the bible does it say that the lord of all evil has an abnormally large chin, thus that statement is a lie.
The Link for the Googilsm is here.....
www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=jimmy+hill&type=1
Googlisms subject to change at any time.