er, not only is he one the ugliest guys I've ever seen (on the box), but he's a cheating cunt and I refused on principle to put him in my team. it frustrates me that he hasn't been ripped to shreds yet.
you sleep to rest your head, but me, I sleep to dream
I don't even know what Ronaldo looks like. The only footballer I recognise is Lampard and thats only because some drunk in a pub thought my fiance was him. I felt quiet insulted to be thought of as a WAG as I do not look have an orange fake tan and nor do I have plastic boobs or lips!
Is Miss C good looking then? Or was that not what you meant?
If you catch me after 10 pints I'm possibly quite stunning