Those controlling bar stewards and their censorship! But they won't block this place - a wonderful oasis where one may better themselves through intelligent discourse and general well meaning banter. The education one receives in a place like this is worth more than a term or two at a posh school like Eton. They should be encouraging people to come here!*
*Because I can't be arsed to attempt to bring anyone else here myself.
Hmmm. Rich Tea Biscuits aren't really working as incentive to join this place these days.
Perhaps we should resort to threats instead of being nice. We could say Lisa Riley is on the war path and stalking other forums for users to eat. This is the only guaranteed Lisa Riley free forums on the internet! So come here and be safe from greedy fatso Riley.
Something like that maybe. We could hand out badges and warning posters as well.