Why?! Why?! We don't need that spoilt rich bitch cluttering up the airwaves with her 'pop-rock-reggae-hip-hop-combo-shite'. And we don't need her on YouTube. She could probably afford to buy the site as it is.
The only porn star you need to know about is Jenna Jameson. It's downhill after that. Although she is knocking on a bit now though I think. I say I think, because I wouldn't know. I'm a good lad, brought up with good morals, so that kind of thing I wouldn't know about. It's the grapevine, it talks, you see, and as much as you try to ignore it, sometimes you can't. I never remember the grapevine being as rude as it is now though. Tsk, how standards have fallen since the old days.