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A Poem
Aug 24, 2006 14:49:31 GMT
Post by Collie on Aug 24, 2006 14:49:31 GMT
Rain, rain, rain Rain, rain, rain, Rain, rain, rain, Rain.
Skies are grey, Where is our summer? Here we go again.
Rain, rain, rain, Rain, rain, rain, Rain, rain, rain, Rain.
Clouds are breaking, Here comes the Sun, No, false dawn!
Rain, rain, rain, Rain, rain, rain, Rain, rain, rain, Rain.
x 10
Bastard British Summer. Oh how I hate ye. Have you seen my brolly?
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Thankyou, thankyou. Note the complete lack of haiku, which was an obvious style choice for this piece.
Honesty though, what the fuck has happened here in Blightly? Hottest July on records, and now probably the most miserable August I can recall. How many days has there been no rain.... 2, 3? Not even a nice bright day for more than a couple of hours. It's worse than the summers I remember as a child, and there were a fair few damp and miserable ones.
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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A Poem
Aug 24, 2006 15:51:10 GMT
Post by Miss_C on Aug 24, 2006 15:51:10 GMT
I am setting off for a weekends camping tomorrow. So far I have packed pac-a-macs, wellies and brollies.
Should I bother with the sun tan lotion is the question.
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Claire25
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
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A Poem
Aug 24, 2006 18:35:27 GMT
Post by Claire25 on Aug 24, 2006 18:35:27 GMT
I camped last weekend and the campsite got flooded I blame my neighbour he kept moaning about the lack of rain killing his grass
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A Poem
Aug 25, 2006 6:58:42 GMT
Post by wedge69 on Aug 25, 2006 6:58:42 GMT
It wasn't the grass That tickled your ass It was my finger
I can write poetry too!
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A Poem
Aug 25, 2006 9:04:45 GMT
Post by gargoyle on Aug 25, 2006 9:04:45 GMT
I love the rain... it never rains here.
What are brollies?
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Claire25
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
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A Poem
Aug 25, 2006 9:09:18 GMT
Post by Claire25 on Aug 25, 2006 9:09:18 GMT
umbrella's
you wouldn't love the rain if you were here at the moment lol
must say when i used to go on holiday to spain as a kid and it rained it was warm rain and I used to love that
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
Posts: 475
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A Poem
Aug 25, 2006 10:20:25 GMT
Post by Miss_C on Aug 25, 2006 10:20:25 GMT
Warm rain. You could shower without going to a bathroom
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A Poem
Aug 25, 2006 11:25:19 GMT
Post by wedge69 on Aug 25, 2006 11:25:19 GMT
It would still be dirty.
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A Poem
Aug 25, 2006 14:27:15 GMT
Post by Collie on Aug 25, 2006 14:27:15 GMT
But not as dirty as the golden variety. Crivvens.
Anyway, my poem must have worked a bit like the opposite to a rain dance, because today was brilliant - nice hot sun, and great weather for having an ice cream. That's why I had a hot Star Bucks coffee instead and sweltered in the heat.
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