Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Apr 18, 2007 21:11:02 GMT
Hello???
Where is everyone? It feels like no ones been near for weeks..
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Post by Collie on Apr 19, 2007 12:27:18 GMT
Ever since the body of Rod Hull was exhumed on the outskirts of this forum, people have been afraid to come here in case the ghost of Emu attacks them.
Well chaps and non-chaps, I've got my ghost-busting proton pack at the ready and I can assure you that no phantom puppet will attack you without getting a severe toasting from my weapon. You are quite safe. It's the axe-murderer lurking in the shadows you have to fear.
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Post by Mike on Apr 19, 2007 13:29:40 GMT
I'm still lurking.
When I have bloody time!
St00pid work getting in the way and such like.
How dare they give me stuff to do!
What do I look like? A fooking jobsworth...
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Post by Collie on Apr 19, 2007 15:51:30 GMT
You actually look a bit like that aforementioned axe-murderer's next victim. It's the cheerleader costume you wear. It's just so typical of the kind of thing axe-murderer's victims wear when they're chased and horrifically killed in slasher movies. I'd go for a more manlier lumberjack outfit if you want to avoid being split in two. Lumberjacks tend to be more safe. Usually because they're the lunatic and it's their axe doing all the bloodletting.
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
Posts: 475
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Post by Miss_C on Apr 19, 2007 19:56:29 GMT
normality resumes......
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Claire25
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
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Post by Claire25 on Apr 20, 2007 11:02:49 GMT
I still lurk occasionally ;D
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Post by Collie on Apr 20, 2007 14:23:53 GMT
I wish you would clean up after you lurk.
There's crap everywhere around here. And it's got nothing to do with me!
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Post by Mike on Apr 20, 2007 14:45:46 GMT
No point in starting a new thread... Might as well post up my Camden antics here: Oh, yes...I had a mohawk. I decided to let my mate go at my head with clippers the night before. Whilst drunk. It's just a shaved head now though. Can't have a mohawk for work, can we? A little drink for the journey. Marc, an Irish nutjob. Tanya Julia Air guitaring...with a wig! I still don't know where that wig came from. Teh Mohawk Oh, and my new tattoo thrown in for good measure! AC/DC, baby! I'll upload some more when our internet isn't being ghey!
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Post by Collie on Apr 20, 2007 14:53:01 GMT
Another fascinating snippet into the life of our Mike.
+4 Respect points for the Thundercats sweatband. I didn't realise anyone other than Mr. Motivator had worn sweatbands since about 1988.
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Post by Mike on Apr 20, 2007 15:00:13 GMT
I'm all aboot sweatbands. They occasionally rock my socks.
The board where all the other photos are posted is running a tad ghey at the moment.
As soon as it's well again, you'll get to see karaoke. Semi-naked stylee.
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Post by Mike on Apr 20, 2007 15:55:24 GMT
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Post by Collie on Apr 20, 2007 16:23:00 GMT
Crazy.
My nights out in Deniros Nightclub in Newmarket look a bit tame really by comparison. Then again, it is an overpriced shit-hole full of hateful twats, and they're just my mates.
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Apr 21, 2007 11:27:27 GMT
were you pole dancing on the tube?
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Post by Mike on Apr 23, 2007 10:09:21 GMT
I was. Yes.
I also got a pound for it.
Yay.
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
Posts: 475
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Post by Miss_C on Apr 23, 2007 18:23:44 GMT
Tight gits. I'd have given at least £1.20 to view that
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