Ever since the body of Rod Hull was exhumed on the outskirts of this forum, people have been afraid to come here in case the ghost of Emu attacks them.
Well chaps and non-chaps, I've got my ghost-busting proton pack at the ready and I can assure you that no phantom puppet will attack you without getting a severe toasting from my weapon. You are quite safe. It's the axe-murderer lurking in the shadows you have to fear.
You actually look a bit like that aforementioned axe-murderer's next victim. It's the cheerleader costume you wear. It's just so typical of the kind of thing axe-murderer's victims wear when they're chased and horrifically killed in slasher movies. I'd go for a more manlier lumberjack outfit if you want to avoid being split in two. Lumberjacks tend to be more safe. Usually because they're the lunatic and it's their axe doing all the bloodletting.