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Post by Collie on Nov 1, 2006 20:37:29 GMT
A young deer in my back garden. How odd. Didn't know there were deers around these parts. Plenty of wild rabbits, pheasants and unwashed inbreds, but not deer.
It later disappeared into the neighbours garden to wreak havoc by eating all their plants too probably.
And in other news: a rare treat for diners in the area today, as local restaurant announces fresh venison on the menu.
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Nov 6, 2006 12:41:37 GMT
We have loads of Deer near us, and not a single restaurant/kebab shop selling it.
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Post by Collie on Nov 6, 2006 16:30:53 GMT
Hmm, it returned today. Determined to take a photo of it, I lept up and ran for the digital camera. I had to zoom in a bit but attempted to take a few shots of it eating all the plants. I tried to get closer, but it ran away. Then when I checked on the PC for the photos of it - THERE WERE NONE! Damned camera. I forgot with these stupid digitial things, you have to leave the camera still for about 2-3 seconds or the picture isn't taken.
So again it escapes. I'll get it on camera though, even if I have to set up a deer trap!
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Post by gargoyle on Nov 20, 2006 16:20:15 GMT
I love Bambi.
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Post by Collie on Nov 20, 2006 17:20:36 GMT
Me too. With chips and a side salad. Oh, you mean the movie? Rubbish!
The deer has returned again apparently, although it might have been another one as it had some small horns or antleers or whatever the thing sticking out of its head was.
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Post by wedge69 on Nov 21, 2006 11:01:17 GMT
The devil! You had the horned demon in your garden!
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Post by gargoyle on Nov 21, 2006 17:46:15 GMT
Where are the photos of this beast?
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Post by wedge69 on Nov 22, 2006 8:32:14 GMT
They all spontaneously combusted.
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Post by Collie on Nov 27, 2006 16:31:39 GMT
Something like that.
Alas, it has become an elusive beast and despite sentries being posted at all hours of the day, no-one has seen it since the other week.
Probably best I return this hunting shotgun to it's owner then.
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Post by wedge69 on Nov 28, 2006 8:12:16 GMT
It probably got splattered on the road somewhere. I wouldn't worry.
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