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Post by Collie on May 2, 2002 14:42:04 GMT
Eh?
This is the Beastie Boys we're talking about here right?
Their music is diverse to extreme proportions my dear. Were you to listen to their discography, you'd be amazed. FFS, there's even Tibetian monk inspired 'music sans words' (aka instrumental) tracks.
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Post by Mike on May 2, 2002 14:42:22 GMT
I do indeed! These song should only be listened to on MAX Vol.
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Post by Heartless on May 2, 2002 14:43:22 GMT
No I cant see the difference in their songs sorry!
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Post by Mike on May 2, 2002 14:47:57 GMT
Well obviously you can't 'see' the difference, coz you hear it....and you're telling me you can't hear the difference between 'Intergalactic' 'Sabotage' '3 MC's & 1 DJ' & 'Fight For Your Right To Party'?
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Post by Collie on May 2, 2002 14:48:30 GMT
Sigh, ok then. You've obviously only heard about 3 tracks then. Because over the 20 years or so they've been strumming tunes together, their music has seen more styles and changes than the Beatles, Moby, Tom Jones and Kylie Minogue have had combined. Possibly.
Not all changes for the better mind. But they are anything but samey. Overall.
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Post by Heartless on May 2, 2002 14:50:11 GMT
Just gonna nod and agree now to keep the peace!
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Post by Mike on May 2, 2002 14:53:14 GMT
Yeah, but now you've told us that your only doing that to keep the peace! We know what you're really thinking...and you deserve an ass whooping!
"Come on girl, get your ass out!"
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Post by Collie on May 2, 2002 14:56:22 GMT
Right, that does it!
Mike, grab her legs mate and I'll grab her arms. Lets stick her in the trunk, sorry boot (we're British afterall) and dump her with the other non believers.
Oh and wash the car thoroughly afterwards. We can't have any evidence left, not after what happened last time with the fuzz...
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Post by Heartless on May 2, 2002 14:56:54 GMT
:moon: Give it to me good baby!
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Post by Mike on May 2, 2002 15:01:04 GMT
Oi, don't mess with us lady....we're mental! You seen Casino? Yeah, that's it...baseball bats and shovels!
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Post by Collie on May 2, 2002 15:07:06 GMT
Crivvens!
That's a bit hardcore! I was thinking more along the lines of throwing her into a vat of cow excrement and leaving her to be mauled by hungry flies. You though, you're psychotic... barbaric even!
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Post by Mike on May 2, 2002 15:13:45 GMT
Sorry, I don't know what 'came' over me! Probably some bird that looks like she's covered in cow shit and been half eaten by flies!
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Post by Collie on May 2, 2002 15:33:47 GMT
MAGGOTS.
It's the maggots that do the work. Big squirmy maggots that chew the flesh, presumably shitting it out in a tiny, digested form. The flies after feasting on the cow shit, have a huge shit fueled orgy, laying their eggs under the victims skin. Then the maggots are born and mange their way to the surface... it's an emotional experience to watch. Quite beautiful even.
It takes at least 3 weeks for there to be nothing left but bones, depending on the size of the victim and the greediness of the maggots.
So I have heard.
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Post by Mike on May 2, 2002 15:38:16 GMT
Were you in 'Snatch' with your Pig Farm by any chance?
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Post by Collie on May 2, 2002 15:43:21 GMT
No I was not. I'm yet to test that method, seeing as I know not the nearest Pig Farm location.
I am however a disciple of the Discovery Channel. Many are the wondrous things that you learn on TV. Such as learning how to win wars, dispose of bodies and wrestle with crocodiles. Digital TV - we've never had it so good.
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