Post by Collie on Jan 29, 2004 23:41:34 GMT
Hello. Imagine if you will, that I am a poor tramp not lucky enough to be a Big Issue saleperson. I have but 2 head-lice to my name. As people walk past my home, today, a paving slab with a blanket covering part of it, I hold my filthy, muddied hand out to passers by, gainfully looking into their greedy eyes. I'm seeking something from them, but it isn't money, nor biscuits, although I probably wouldn't mind either, were I really in that situation. No, I am the only tramp in Britain wanting information. Or 'informations' as a foreign tramp might put it.
"Information on what, my poor vagrant friend?" they reply, stunning me momentarily as I realise they've not come to kick me or laugh right into my dishevelled face.
"On Feeder. I need information on Feeder, the rock band. I especially need scans and articles about the band from magazines. If you have any, please please please let me have them and I shall forever shower you with affection from afar, thus showing you my gratitude and also maintaining a distance far enough to prevent my parasites making the jump over to you."
Basically chaps, I'm actually working on the site, really this time, and because my last hard disk destroyed itself, I'm starting from scratch on the Feeder-information front.
If you have any scans of Feeder interviews, or articles from the past or present (especially some from the last couple of years) then please send them my way. I know you won't, probably because you hate me or have given up reading this. But if you are willing to help, send me what you can via this email address: collie@SPAMMERSMUSTDIEdisko.co.uk ---- Remove the SPAMMERSMUSTDIE bit first, obviously.
That's it. Thanks for your time.
PS. If you do see a genuine tramp in the meantime, please give generously to them. But don't give them your Feeder articles because they'll probably just take offense and stab you with a section of a polystyrene cup.
"Information on what, my poor vagrant friend?" they reply, stunning me momentarily as I realise they've not come to kick me or laugh right into my dishevelled face.
"On Feeder. I need information on Feeder, the rock band. I especially need scans and articles about the band from magazines. If you have any, please please please let me have them and I shall forever shower you with affection from afar, thus showing you my gratitude and also maintaining a distance far enough to prevent my parasites making the jump over to you."
Basically chaps, I'm actually working on the site, really this time, and because my last hard disk destroyed itself, I'm starting from scratch on the Feeder-information front.
If you have any scans of Feeder interviews, or articles from the past or present (especially some from the last couple of years) then please send them my way. I know you won't, probably because you hate me or have given up reading this. But if you are willing to help, send me what you can via this email address: collie@SPAMMERSMUSTDIEdisko.co.uk ---- Remove the SPAMMERSMUSTDIE bit first, obviously.
That's it. Thanks for your time.
PS. If you do see a genuine tramp in the meantime, please give generously to them. But don't give them your Feeder articles because they'll probably just take offense and stab you with a section of a polystyrene cup.