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Post by Collie on Feb 10, 2004 21:25:25 GMT
Kurt Cobain blowing a fatal hole in his head; The Beatles splitting up; Rick Astley having a number one hit despite being ginger - these are all events that shocked and astonished the world of music. But now I'm going to bring to your attention another shocking moment in the history of music. Brace yourself music fans........ Chesney 'the one and only' Hawkes has got his own official website. He's still going! Ok, that isn't the biggest of news. He's had a HAIRCUT! Cripes, hold on Granny, I'll fetch your angina spray. Yes, that's right: long haired, blond chap Chesney got his barnet cropped. He was famous for two things, number one single, 'The One and Only' and looking like a complete tit/girl. Ok he still looks like a tit, but his trademark girlie cut has gone. The shockwaves from hearing this news were many: Young mothers across the nation wept; the skies rained haddock and carp; men had sex changes and turned into women; G W Bush got elected President of America. Crivvens! You'd think that would have been worthy of front page headlines, but no, it wasn't! It high time the wrongs of our media reporting were put right. No more shall such important and pivitol moments in the music world go unnoticed and unreported. This post is for you Chesney, for you and your new barnet. Wear a balacalva chap! See more (and download a tune or two) at www.chesneyhawkes.co.uk
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 11, 2004 8:16:41 GMT
Did I not post something about this a year or so ago? Cheeeesny appeared at my Uni with his new band and plalyed some new material (when all anyone wanted to hear was "I am the one and only".
Take a close look at the drummer. It's his little brother, Cheeslet.
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Post by Heartless on Feb 11, 2004 12:39:34 GMT
chesney came to Time last year and he played the one and only first and then played his new stuff but everyone left! his brother is the drummer!
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 11, 2004 12:53:31 GMT
his brother is the drummer! Is there an echo in here?
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Post by Heartless on Feb 11, 2004 12:58:23 GMT
i never read your posts properly theyre insignificant!
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Post by Collie on Feb 11, 2004 15:49:52 GMT
Yes there was a post about Chesney before. I never said this was a DCUK exclusive. I just wanted to bring his continuing but so far fruitless career revival back to the forefront of our attentions.
I was most shocked about him having an official site, but to see his hair cut was astonishing.
It should have been front-page news, but no it wasn't. Some C-list celebrity's arse cheeks dangling out of a floss-like-thong on a beach with the headline: 'Some Tart who has had a few hits gets temperatures soaring in Malibu' probably stole the limelight. Clearly justice wasn't done. Captain Justice-o and his Justice Do-Gooder force can now rest easily, knowing I've saved them having to do another task.
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Jezzie
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Post by Jezzie on Feb 11, 2004 20:39:52 GMT
A friend of my sister used to babysit some relative of Hawkes' (so by rights I should be famous).
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 12, 2004 8:16:29 GMT
You see, now if he had marketed gimself simplay as "Hawkes", he could have been so much cooler....
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2004 8:43:59 GMT
I actually thought he was doing time for murdering his parents...
You know, for calling him Chesney!
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Post by Nadya Krupskaya on Feb 12, 2004 12:40:34 GMT
As much as I loved the One and Only (as all kids did when it came out- it's a cheesy classic)- I have to say that I now can't hear the name Chesney without thinking of that ugly little twatty bastard sodomite child on Corrie, son of Cilla (aka Ugly dumb Bint). How Fiz is related to those two...things, I'll never know.
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2004 13:30:25 GMT
I can't believe you mentioned them...
They haunt my dreams!
Cilla & Fiz in bikini's
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Post by Collie on Feb 12, 2004 15:18:27 GMT
How is Fiz related to anything of this earth, is what I want to know.
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Post by Heartless on Feb 12, 2004 15:44:41 GMT
Only occassionally watch Corrie so have no idea what youre on about!
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Post by Collie on Feb 12, 2004 17:16:16 GMT
Fiz. How I want to bury my head in her red bushy jungle; and then shoot myself as many times as possible until the life drains out of my body and the gun drops to the floor with my corpse following it. Her mother Cilla is like an older, uglier version.
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Post by Heartless on Feb 12, 2004 17:17:25 GMT
Scary!!!
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