Because we all seem to be so bloody busy at the moment.
Might as well start with some recent updates then...
I'm currently working up in not-so-sunny Aberdeen. Completed my offshore survival training last week and am due to go offshore to the Cormorant Alpha on the 27th of next month. I currently do 10 day stints and back home for 4...which is a bit of a strain. But as soon as I go offshore it's 2 weeks there, 2 weeks back home. Won't be as bad.
I recently turned 29.
I also go engaged and set a date for Friday 31st July 2010. Booked and deposit paid.
Apparently Mike will pop in some time with another of his updates.
Anyway update from me - I was dating a psycho for 12 months! After months of trying to please my ex only to be dumped for no apparent reason, she has gone full on psycho, fucking me around and trying to make me look like a villain in front of all her friends and family. And even though I suspected it was the case, I fell for it EVERY SINGLE TIME. I've now got the nightmare of having her potentially trying to fuck up my reputation in town (she moved to be near me) and possibly get the old bill involved. I just can't believe it.
[Edit - done some research and she shows all the signs of someone suffering from Histrionic Personality Disorder. Great, these people are master manipulators who fuck people around whilst always playing the victim.]
I should have stayed single. To think I only ever met up with her for a quick bonk.
I was also supposed to start a new job with a company but I think they turned out to be shifty bastards too, only after all my personal details, so I'm also worried what they'll do with them.
Anyways, returned recently from my first offshore trip. The flight from Aberdeen to Scatsta in the Shetlands was ok. The Shetlands is weird though. The chopper flight from Scatsta to the Cormorant Alpha platform was fine too. No mishaps. Which is always good.
If you're talking about my wedding, G, then it's not until next year.
And it's been brought forward by a whole month. For "I want it to be perfect" reasons, she states!!!
Anyways, stag do should be booked in a couple of weeks.
It started as Amsterdam. Then Magaluf & Ibiza were thrown into the mix. Then some Eastern European places were mentioned. Then back to Ibiza. Then prices were quoted. Then back to Magaluf. Then we shuddered at the thought. Then went back to good ol' Amsterdam.