Post by Heartless on Mar 4, 2002 9:24:57 GMT
I stole this from another site that i frequent!
Thought it was funny!
Is this the real life?
Is it just methadone?
Stuck in Govan.
Gies two bob fur the telephone.
Open yer wine an talk wi a whine like me.
Um jist a Weegie, gies us yer Sunny D.
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da.
Slash yer dug, ride yer Ma!
Any way the Clyde flows disnae really matter tae me..tae me.
Haw maw, jist chibbed some bam
Buckie boattle tae the heid.
Noo the bastards deid!
Haw maw, um jist oan parole.
An noo ahm headin straight back tae Bar-L.
Haw maw, ooh oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse.
But if ahm no fu' o' smack this time the morra.
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot oan the batter!
Too late, the bailiffs here.
Sends shivers doon ma spine.
Gubbed 10 jeellies jist in time.
Goodbye all ma muckers, ah've got tae go.
Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme.
Haw maw, ooh oohooh ooh.
Ahm a jakey bam. Ah sometimes think ah've never been waashed at all.
I sse a little sillohetto of a bam,
Adidas! Adidas!
Can ye get us a Kergo!
Thuderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, twenty Mayfair, twenty Mayfair, and some skins.
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
Ahm jist a vat boay, nae cunt likes me.
He's jist a vat boay, fae a vat family!
Spare us a poun' fur a wee cup o tea?
Get tae fuck, skanky slob, will ye get a joab?
For fucksake, naw ah willnae get a joab!- Get a joab
For fucksake, ah willnae get a joab!- Get a joab!
For fucksake, will you get a joab?- Get a joab?
Willnae get a joab, get a joab!
Willnae get a joab, get a joab!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Gonorrhea!, Gonorrhea!,Gonorrhea!, and the clap!
Then doon the pub, tae see if the barmans put aside fur me?
Fur me, fur meeeeeee!?
So you hink ye can slash me, and pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me, an leave me here tae die?
Haw bawbag, cannae dae this tae me bawbag!
Jist wait till ahm oot, jist till ahm right oot ma nut!
Fuck all really matters.
Any cunt can see
Fuck all really matters, fuck all really matters tae me!
Thought it was funny!
Is this the real life?
Is it just methadone?
Stuck in Govan.
Gies two bob fur the telephone.
Open yer wine an talk wi a whine like me.
Um jist a Weegie, gies us yer Sunny D.
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da.
Slash yer dug, ride yer Ma!
Any way the Clyde flows disnae really matter tae me..tae me.
Haw maw, jist chibbed some bam
Buckie boattle tae the heid.
Noo the bastards deid!
Haw maw, um jist oan parole.
An noo ahm headin straight back tae Bar-L.
Haw maw, ooh oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse.
But if ahm no fu' o' smack this time the morra.
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot oan the batter!
Too late, the bailiffs here.
Sends shivers doon ma spine.
Gubbed 10 jeellies jist in time.
Goodbye all ma muckers, ah've got tae go.
Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme.
Haw maw, ooh oohooh ooh.
Ahm a jakey bam. Ah sometimes think ah've never been waashed at all.
I sse a little sillohetto of a bam,
Adidas! Adidas!
Can ye get us a Kergo!
Thuderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, twenty Mayfair, twenty Mayfair, and some skins.
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
Ahm jist a vat boay, nae cunt likes me.
He's jist a vat boay, fae a vat family!
Spare us a poun' fur a wee cup o tea?
Get tae fuck, skanky slob, will ye get a joab?
For fucksake, naw ah willnae get a joab!- Get a joab
For fucksake, ah willnae get a joab!- Get a joab!
For fucksake, will you get a joab?- Get a joab?
Willnae get a joab, get a joab!
Willnae get a joab, get a joab!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Gonorrhea!, Gonorrhea!,Gonorrhea!, and the clap!
Then doon the pub, tae see if the barmans put aside fur me?
Fur me, fur meeeeeee!?
So you hink ye can slash me, and pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me, an leave me here tae die?
Haw bawbag, cannae dae this tae me bawbag!
Jist wait till ahm oot, jist till ahm right oot ma nut!
Fuck all really matters.
Any cunt can see
Fuck all really matters, fuck all really matters tae me!