sofi
'The Passing Acquaintance'
i'm ill and need a hug!
Posts: 238
|
Post by sofi on Feb 27, 2002 15:52:14 GMT
who is the king of tomato sauce???
|
|
|
|
Post by Collie on Feb 27, 2002 16:02:37 GMT
John Prescott.
|
|
Baxter
'They who fetch our biscuits'
I think its got greenfly
Posts: 110
|
Post by Baxter on Feb 27, 2002 22:50:52 GMT
Micheal Jackson
|
|
|
|
Post by Heartless on Feb 28, 2002 9:16:26 GMT
King? why not queen?
|
|
|
|
Post by Mike on Feb 28, 2002 10:09:58 GMT
I am king!
|
|
|
|
Post by wedge69 on Feb 28, 2002 10:10:21 GMT
But which one? Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor or John Deacon?
|
|
|
|
Post by Heartless on Feb 28, 2002 10:14:13 GMT
I dunno I meant royal persons!
|
|
|
|
Post by Collie on Feb 28, 2002 16:28:57 GMT
After some consideration, my initial nominee was wrong.
Chuck Norris, martial arts expert and action movie hero is surely the King of tomato sauce. Once, in Vietnam, he performed a daring raid on a VC camp, and rescued 20 varieties of Tomato sauce, whilst unarmed and suffering from Insomnia. After destroying the base and making good his escape, the Tomato Sauces were so happy to be saved that they unofficially crowned him King of their kind. And so, on that day, Chuck Norris became 'King of the Tomato Sauces'.
Not many people know that. He wasn't too keen to let on you see, because he was once alleged to have sexually abused a 5 year old Tomato Sauce bottle. The rumours were unfounded, and proved so, but it's scarred him terribly to the extent that he no longer recounts his Tomato Sauce rescue heroics. Poor Chuck.
|
|
|
|
Post by yeauwishucud on Mar 2, 2002 20:18:06 GMT
hey sophie my love... iv ad 2 use a new sign in name ... so this is it (used2b Yeahyouwishyoucould) nevermind... neways... oooh... tomato sauce king... its gotta b asda's own.. the squirty lil packet jobs u get in the restauranty bit. ... need some votes GOD DAMN... you DIRTY DIRTY BITCH!  |
|
|
|
Post by Collie on Mar 2, 2002 20:25:31 GMT
Steady on there chap/non chap. So this is really a serious debate about the qualities of Tomato Sauce? Cripes.
Then I say that Heinz is the real king of the red stuff. It's champion stuff. Although it's generally known as Ketchup. Does that count?
|
|
|
|
Post by yeauwishucud on Mar 2, 2002 20:29:31 GMT
yeah ketchup... sounds better... we're so english god damn... heinz ketchup is prolly the best respec 4 the adsa effort tho!
|
|
Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
Posts: 475
|
Post by Miss_C on Mar 3, 2002 21:47:35 GMT
The ketchup you get in those stupid little tubs in a well known take-away is really pants, when ever i open the lid i manage to spill it down myself.
|
|
|
|
Post by wedge69 on Mar 4, 2002 8:50:56 GMT
Here's a hint for you, open the lid with it facing AWAy from you rather than TOWARDS you.
|
|
sofi
'The Passing Acquaintance'
i'm ill and need a hug!
Posts: 238
|
Post by sofi on Mar 4, 2002 9:33:59 GMT
yea, awww poor miss_c! heinz is the best, dya fink daddies tommy k is any good?
|
|
