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Post by Mike on Oct 16, 2006 13:27:50 GMT
These type of things never fail to amuse me. www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.htmlMe: Good afternoon, God God: How are you today? GOD rules. Me: Not too bad, matey. Not too bad. And you? God: Thanks for the kind remark, MR T pities you fool. Glad to hear it. What's new? I am not sure what you are asking. Me: What the fuck? Too much coffee this morning? God: Please don't be so rude. Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Prick.
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Post by Collie on Oct 16, 2006 15:46:15 GMT
Ah brilliant, but I've thwarted it.
Here's my transcript: --------------------------
Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Bob God: How are you doing, bob. Me: Well I've been better. I accidently mowed over the neighbour's dog today. God: How about that. Where were you better? Ah. That is interesting: bob said mowed over the neighbour s dog. Me: Eh? God: Are you Canadian? Me: Why, do canadians make a habit of mowing over pets? God: I did not even know that they do. Me: Then why mention them? God: You have to speak more clearly. Me: Me? What about yourself. I thought you understood everything God:To you bob? Rhetorical questions are so over. Interesting gossip: bob said I understood everything. Me: I'm starting to have second thoughts about that for some reason.... God: That's nice. I have a friend named "John Lennon". Me: Oooh, well smell you and your celebrity friends. aren't you mr. high and mighty God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I don't know whether or not I am Mr high and mighty. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Me: I like doing things you generally frown upon. God: You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Matthew. Me: Really. Well that's all a bit irrelevant really. Unless you like his 'gun'? God: For real. Well that's okay. What else do you want to talk about? For real. Umm. Some people like it. I like . Me: I'm losing the will to live here to be honest, and it's all your fault.
--- It got stuck after that! Perhaps it's developed a conscience, and thinks it's led someone to suicide and is now panicking. Probably coming up with an alibi so it can't be held responsible.
What a load of bollocks!
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 17, 2006 7:05:38 GMT
What if God were one of us?
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Post by Mike on Oct 17, 2006 8:28:48 GMT
Just a slob, like one of us?
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 17, 2006 9:27:18 GMT
Just a stranger on a bus.
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Post by Mike on Oct 17, 2006 9:41:28 GMT
Don't talk to strangers.
What have I told you?
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 17, 2006 11:22:45 GMT
Can I still look at their puppies?
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Post by Mike on Oct 17, 2006 12:26:37 GMT
By puppies, do you mean funbags?
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 17, 2006 13:21:57 GMT
No, the wet nosed variety
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Post by Mike on Oct 17, 2006 13:34:47 GMT
Then no.
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Post by wedge69 on Oct 17, 2006 14:41:18 GMT
unless they are leaking?
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Post by Collie on Oct 17, 2006 20:48:07 GMT
www.tv-ark.org.uk/pifs/pifs_a-f/charleystrangers1973.rmHeed those words of wisdom children! Or failing that, laugh at Kenny Everett's cat noises. Meoow meeooow meoooooooow. The only crap bit about that clip (aside from the cheapo animation and bendy legged pervert) is that by showing the boy gets a reward for telling his mum he didn't walk off with a weirdo, you had a whole generation of children making up fake claims someone tried to abduct them just so they could get a 5-4-3-2-1 Bar or a Storm Trooper toy from gulable parents. It never worked for me though - I was just to honest. Bah.
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Post by Mike on Oct 18, 2006 8:25:53 GMT
It never happened with me either.
Actually, I can't really say that. Because I just used to walk off with strangers. There was just something so alluring about them.
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Post by Collie on Oct 18, 2006 14:25:35 GMT
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Post by Mike on Oct 18, 2006 14:41:55 GMT
New job. New rules. I can access You Tube, you tube!
Ahh, that takes me back.
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