Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Bob God: How are you doing, bob. Me: Well I've been better. I accidently mowed over the neighbour's dog today. God: How about that. Where were you better? Ah. That is interesting: bob said mowed over the neighbour s dog. Me: Eh? God: Are you Canadian? Me: Why, do canadians make a habit of mowing over pets? God: I did not even know that they do. Me: Then why mention them? God: You have to speak more clearly. Me: Me? What about yourself. I thought you understood everything God:To you bob? Rhetorical questions are so over. Interesting gossip: bob said I understood everything. Me: I'm starting to have second thoughts about that for some reason.... God: That's nice. I have a friend named "John Lennon". Me: Oooh, well smell you and your celebrity friends. aren't you mr. high and mighty God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I don't know whether or not I am Mr high and mighty. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Me: I like doing things you generally frown upon. God: You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Matthew. Me: Really. Well that's all a bit irrelevant really. Unless you like his 'gun'? God: For real. Well that's okay. What else do you want to talk about? For real. Umm. Some people like it. I like . Me: I'm losing the will to live here to be honest, and it's all your fault.
--- It got stuck after that! Perhaps it's developed a conscience, and thinks it's led someone to suicide and is now panicking. Probably coming up with an alibi so it can't be held responsible.
Heed those words of wisdom children! Or failing that, laugh at Kenny Everett's cat noises. Meoow meeooow meoooooooow. The only crap bit about that clip (aside from the cheapo animation and bendy legged pervert) is that by showing the boy gets a reward for telling his mum he didn't walk off with a weirdo, you had a whole generation of children making up fake claims someone tried to abduct them just so they could get a 5-4-3-2-1 Bar or a Storm Trooper toy from gulable parents. It never worked for me though - I was just to honest. Bah.