Hey, it's Christmas already, hurrah! Loads of turkey, presents, films on telly and more. But then Bah! Flamin' Christmas! Who the hell wants turkey leftovers for weeks, brussell sprouts, one crap present after the next , and 48 hours of crap repeats on TV........ etc???
I'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas from myself and the other two members of the Dogzbollocks crew and say you can have an ENTIRE packet of biscuits each of your choice the next time you visit our offices.
Cheers! (And try not to be too disappointed when your Granny has fallen for the bait and bought another present from the 'Granny Trap' range. A £5 WH Smiths gift voucher is almost as good as that brand new CD you wanted, honest.)