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Post by Mike on Feb 8, 2002 8:55:28 GMT
I would love a crumb my dear, but Unfortunately I'm watching my figure! If I don't I'll turn into a shape shifting mass of flob! Ah well, sod it...go on then!
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bonni
'They who fetch our biscuits'
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Post by bonni on Feb 8, 2002 10:53:21 GMT
fine,dont offer them around! not that im scavenging- just that i feel left out! ile give you a polo?
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Post by Collie on Feb 8, 2002 17:37:41 GMT
Polo? Someone mentioned polos? I haven't had one for about 2 years. I used to live on the things.
They still make those fruit ones? Yum.
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carol
'The Passing Acquaintance'
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Post by carol on Feb 8, 2002 23:18:39 GMT
ooh, sorry... how rude of me.... the crumbs are on me!!!! dregs of tea too, if that takes your fancy! ooh, I'd LOVE a polo hun, thankyou!!! and yeah, they do the bizarre fruity ones still as far as one is aware! oi, mike! you're figures perfect!!!!!!! no need to watch it... let me do that for you. tee heee. oh dear, have an m people song in my head... terrifying. x
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carol
'The Passing Acquaintance'
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Post by carol on Feb 8, 2002 23:20:59 GMT
bad english, right there.
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Post by Collie on Feb 8, 2002 23:32:06 GMT
It's the Welsh you're forced to learn, interferes with your English. Another reason not to learn it.
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Post by gargoyle on Feb 9, 2002 22:50:39 GMT
A Pointless Member....thats not physically possible, is it?
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Baxter
'They who fetch our biscuits'
I think its got greenfly
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Post by Baxter on Feb 10, 2002 11:01:31 GMT
Thats really strange that you mentioned polos because i bought a packet the other day. Highlight of my day that was
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Feb 10, 2002 20:24:11 GMT
But do polos make you fart?? I had a packet of the citrius ones and a piece of one got stuck up my nose and made me sneeze.
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Baxter
'They who fetch our biscuits'
I think its got greenfly
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Post by Baxter on Feb 10, 2002 20:35:11 GMT
No they don't make me fart. Its useually something abit more substantial than that if you get my meaning
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Miss_C
'The Recognised Non-Cretin'
Excuse me, do you f**k as well as you dance?
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Post by Miss_C on Feb 10, 2002 20:46:58 GMT
I had a kebab last night and that got me farting. (take that what ever way you will )
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carol
'The Passing Acquaintance'
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Post by carol on Feb 10, 2002 21:19:56 GMT
using the logic that shoving a polo up your nose causes sneazing, surely to fat it would have to be stuck up...
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Post by gargoyle on Feb 11, 2002 0:02:41 GMT
Why would you put anything in your nose?
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Post by Collie on Feb 11, 2002 6:59:20 GMT
...To block out the disgusting ODOUR emitting from under your hairy armpits of course.
Also, noses make ideal secret storage places for when CRAFTY LITTLE DANNY DEVIL-CHILD from next door pops round with his mother and attempts to rummage through your pockets and pilfer your Polo mints. He'd never think to look up there, nor would he want to salvage the sweets from the nasal passage either. Two fantastic reasons to stuff your polos up your nose.
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Post by Mike on Feb 11, 2002 10:34:21 GMT
Sound's like a competition is kicking into action!
Round 1: How many polo's up yer nose?
Round 2: How many Malteasers up yer nose?
Round 3: How many matches up yer nose? (I'll propbably hold the record)
Round 4: How many biro's up yer nose?
Semi Final: How many ear plug's up yer nose? (Ickle foam one's)
Quarter Final: How many mini-tissues up yer nose?
Final: How many dog's up yer nose?
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