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Post by wedge69 on Feb 11, 2002 11:07:06 GMT
You must have one HUGE honker, Mike.
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Post by Mike on Feb 11, 2002 11:57:08 GMT
Nope! Just stretchy nostrils.....about 15 matches in one! Only coz I tried it in the pub on Friday night!
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Post by Collie on Feb 11, 2002 17:22:45 GMT
Final: How many dog's up yer nose? Regular sized dogs or large ones? I can probably stretch a nostril enough to fit a Yorkshire Terrier up there, but I doubt I could get a Rockweiler up the same nostril.
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carol
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Post by carol on Feb 11, 2002 19:28:26 GMT
i misread the word honker for a moment then...... I have 25 arses, dontcha know.
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Baxter
'They who fetch our biscuits'
I think its got greenfly
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Post by Baxter on Feb 11, 2002 19:42:20 GMT
I can fit 34 pieces of popcorn in my mouth
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 12, 2002 8:32:30 GMT
Popped or un-popped?
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2002 9:26:47 GMT
I managed to stick a large slice of pepparoni pizza in my gob last night! Then decided to try a cheesy potato skin and salad at the same time! Choking is fun!
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2002 9:29:47 GMT
Regular sized dogs or large ones? I can probably stretch a nostril enough to fit a Yorkshire Terrier up there, but I doubt I could get a Rockweiler up the same nostril. I don't even think we'll bother with the regular or large! Just ickle ones...like Chiwahwahwahwahwahwahwah's, Poogle's, Cocker Spaniels and them little things that look like cotton bud's!
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Post by wedge69 on Feb 12, 2002 9:46:07 GMT
I managed to stick a large slice of pepparoni pizza in my gob last night! Then decided to try a cheesy potato skin and salad at the same time! Choking is fun! You know what I hate? Eating pizza when drunk and then waking up in the morning with your mouth all burnt.
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2002 10:29:19 GMT
Yeah, kinda did that last night. Got a Pizza Hut takeout & drank shit loads!!! My local is shuttin' 2day, so the land lady let us go behind the bar and get our own drinks! I thought I'd be cleaver and mix drinks.....so, triple Archers & RedBull it was then! Tastes even better when it's bloody free!
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bonni
'They who fetch our biscuits'
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Post by bonni on Feb 12, 2002 11:51:59 GMT
your locals closing? :'(awww poor you, i hope you have another place to go to, one with bubblegum stuck to seats, people behind the bar that you decide you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with(yet only when you have alc in you) and a wall outside where the queue to puke isnt that long! ;D my brother decided the other day to see how strands of spagetti wound together he could parially swallow, then pull back out of his throat! oh to be 14 again...................
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Baxter
'They who fetch our biscuits'
I think its got greenfly
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Post by Baxter on Feb 12, 2002 11:55:26 GMT
It was popped corn Unpopped thats a girls game. Not a manly thing like popped corn is Grrr
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2002 12:21:30 GMT
your locals closing? :'(awww poor you, i hope you have another place to go to, one with bubblegum stuck to seats, people behind the bar that you decide you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with(yet only when you have alc in you) and a wall outside where the queue to puke isnt that long! ;D Aye, tis closing! The landlady has only had it a month, but it's been the best bloody month! She's going to another pub quite near-ish.....but it's a bloody taxi ride or 2 buses! And I don't do buses...or have the money for those robbing taxi fuckwits! Apparently, the pub wasn't doing as good as it could've!..And I've just given her loads of idea's fer it! I think I should go to the bank and get a loan for £40,000 to buy the lease! Ooooh....my own pub!
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bonni
'They who fetch our biscuits'
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Post by bonni on Feb 12, 2002 12:26:37 GMT
that would be soo great, you could change the name to somethin disgustingly witty!
can i come into your pub?
any ideas for a pub name anyone?
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Post by Mike on Feb 12, 2002 12:28:58 GMT
I've just spoken to the wife, she's going to the bank with Caroline (landlady)! I think she's looking at getting a loan! Yay! But still, all stupid pub names welcome!
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