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Post by Obi on Feb 8, 2005 0:21:33 GMT
Number 77
A large chiselling device.. Simply strike the back of Mr Hill's head with a hammer.
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Post by RACHEL on Feb 15, 2005 19:49:10 GMT
;D JIMMY HILL CHINS
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Post by Collie on Feb 16, 2005 15:08:03 GMT
Number 77A large chiselling device.. Simply strike the back of Mr Hill's head with a hammer. We've already done the Chisel chap! -3 Points for repetition, +2 for being arsed in the first place. *** And I'm glad to see someone is taking pleasure in a forum dedicated to Giant chins. Next time some more words please Rachel.
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Post by Obi on Feb 22, 2005 14:50:20 GMT
We've already done the Chisel chap! -3 Points for repetition, +2 for being arsed in the first place. Bugger! I was going for the so obvious it hasnt been sued approach...
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Edmundo
'The Stench Of Tramp'
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Post by Edmundo on Mar 15, 2005 22:05:20 GMT
Number 78
Making you look like a retard and ensuring that you never get laid- I should know!!!
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Post by Obi on Mar 17, 2005 9:00:04 GMT
FOOLISH MORTAL! Do not insult Sir Jimmy of Hill! Lest his mighty chin doth smite thee!
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Post by Collie on Aug 27, 2005 23:44:20 GMT
Two and a half Chin years later, and still we've yet to reach 101 uses for a Giant Chin.
We are unimaginative cretins. ALL OF US. The shame is ours forever.
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Post by TheAlex on Sept 15, 2005 23:42:07 GMT
NO! The chance had to be given to Other People. They have failed so we will continue...
79:
Nuclear and atomic bomb testing is usually carried out underground, or underwater, causing much disturbance to Nature.
The Jimmy Hill Mighty ChinTM now has the capability to be a testing base.
Better still, STOP SUCH EXPERIMENTS ALTOGETHER! JIMMY, YOU HAVE THE POWER!
Which leads me on to 80:
The newly developed Jimmy Hill Mighty Radar ChinTM can be used to locate and cover the areas smited by atomic bomb testing, therefore making such testing futile. They will know they can never make bombs big enough to blast the Chin, so they may aswell not continue.
81:
The Jimmy Hill ChinTM can be a ready-made picket-line for strikers to be based upon and offers instant protection.
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Post by TheAlex on Sept 28, 2005 0:33:39 GMT
Do you often find that the roof of your mouth itches and you have nothing, just nothing that can give it an ample scratch?
The Jimmy Hill ChinTM is no use, it's too big to fit inside the mouth.
Though alas! All is not lost! Welcome the fantastic new
Jimmy Hill Micro ChinTM - so small (well, comparitively) it needs larger writing to substantiate itself...
82 MRS (Mouth Roof Scratcher).
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Post by matty of wales on Apr 30, 2006 22:22:18 GMT
id like to see jimmy hill boxing with bruce forsythe do you reckon he would get chinned oh and by the way if you cant think of anything use your imagination when jimmy hill goes fishing he puts his chin on the rod rest for chin rest and when hes in the asda he puts his chin in the trolley
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Post by matty from wales on Apr 30, 2006 22:23:53 GMT
how about a snow plough or a bmx ramp too could do a cross up off his chin
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Post by Collie on Mar 10, 2007 14:51:18 GMT
How many years has this shindig being going on for and still no completion? At this rate the great chinster will be dead before we reach our target.
Who's daft idea was this to find 101 uses in the first place anyway? Find the fellow and have them hanged.
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Post by Obi on May 10, 2007 8:10:42 GMT
Theres the blighter!
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Post by TheAlex on Jan 21, 2009 21:41:27 GMT
83. The RTC
Folk who want to travel the world? Why? I'm one of them, but instead of buying an RTW (round-the-world ticket), why not buy an RTC (round-the-chin). RTWs can easily reach expenditure of £3000 and when you get where you're going, you'll need food, and shelter. Perhaps even some company. The Jimmy Hill ChinTM provides all this and more, and the cost of an RTC? Just 0.002% of that aforementioned RTW. You won't have to re-mortgage your house or squander your house deposit on it, and you'll even be provided with a patent-pending Jimmy Hill Sea Water filter, to sift the salt from those salty-salty sweat beads and hence drink.
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Post by TheAlex on Jan 21, 2009 21:53:20 GMT
84. The Provoker
Alex H just doesn't supply innovative utilisations of the Jimmy Hill Giant ChinTM often enough. The Jimmy Hill Giant Chin Provoker is ingenious. It tickles the rear of Alex H's cranium, thus stimulating many more Jimmy Hill Giant Chin Contemplations.
The Jimmy Hill Giant Chin Provoker can be yours too, but only for a limited time. There is only one in existence.
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