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Post by Alex H on Jan 12, 2003 5:21:07 GMT
(was this thread ever started before?)
1. Replace the buffers at train stations with them. You could also have giant chins on the front and back of trains.
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Post by Collie on Jan 14, 2003 3:19:35 GMT
2) Young Urchin Eye-Poking Tool : Troublesome young urchins don't know they are born these days and run amok through our streets! Bring the juveniles back down to earth with a mighty poke in the eye from a Jimmy Hill chin. Guaranteed satisfaction everytime.
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Despite the obvious opportunity, I just couldn't use this phrase ".... One in the eye ...." anywhere.
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PurpleMonsta
'The Passing Acquaintance'
Bobo the Monkey loves his robot love slave
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Post by PurpleMonsta on Jan 14, 2003 21:06:23 GMT
#3 Installed on the decks of aircraft carriers to help the planes take off.
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Post by Collie on Jan 15, 2003 0:07:13 GMT
4 ) Super Dooper Back Scrubber: Long range chin reaches the parts of the back other chins can't.
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Post by Alex H on Jan 15, 2003 0:20:56 GMT
4. Jimmy Hill's chin could be used in an advertising campaign to show children the dangers of climbing pylons.
"Your chin, like Jimmy's, could become swollen and disfigured if you fall from the top of a pylon like Jimmy did when he was a lad. You see kids, he landed on his rear, which caused his arsé bone to catapult through his body and up into his head, causing his chin to jut out as it does now.
Learn from Jimmy. Don't climb pylons."
I feel cruel.
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Post by Collie on Jan 15, 2003 1:24:33 GMT
That was number 5.
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Post by Alex H on Jan 15, 2003 1:39:18 GMT
Indeed it was but I hadn't seen your brilliant number 4 until I had posted my own and found I was thwarted in my attempt to edit the post, probably because I aren't registered. On with number 6 then...
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Post by Collie on Jan 15, 2003 2:29:21 GMT
You've made enough posts, you might as well have registered. However, not to worry, it means more biscuits and fair maidens for the rest of us.
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PurpleMonsta
'The Passing Acquaintance'
Bobo the Monkey loves his robot love slave
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Post by PurpleMonsta on Jan 15, 2003 23:05:23 GMT
Where are these fair maidens and why haven't i found them yet??
7. they could be used to knock down buildings should there be a shortage of wrecking balls and bulldozers.
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Post by Collie on Jan 16, 2003 2:09:29 GMT
Help m'boab!!!
What's going on here people? First there were two number 4 entries, then there's a seven but no six!
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The Real Number 7: Substitute 'Hmmm' Chin Stroking Device.
Why wear out your own chins when you're pondering life's mysteries, when you can use a superior one that is attached to the end of some unfortunate person's face. Each giant chin is guaranteed to survive longer chin stroking sessions than the average chin.
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Post by Collie on Jan 16, 2003 2:11:40 GMT
Chances of coming up with 101 uses for Giant Chins that don't feature some repetition after the 8th use = 1,000,000/1
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Post by wedge69 on Jan 16, 2003 9:32:03 GMT
#9. As a replacement arse. I don't need to elaborate.
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Post by pinksheep on Jan 16, 2003 13:35:03 GMT
i say use it for leaning on when inking in work so your hand doesnt fuck it up! i did exactly that in my building design class just then and messed up the picture ive been workin on for two months!
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Post by Alex H on Jan 16, 2003 17:36:31 GMT
Number 10 (?)
Save pounds on those expensive sets of golf clubs. Instead, use the Jimmy Hill Giant Universal Chin, usable for all your wood, iron and putting needs.
Get a hole in one everytime!
(Any repetition yet Collie?)
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Post by Collie on Jan 16, 2003 17:59:32 GMT
AAAAAARGHHHHHH!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??
Wedge - yours was number 8!
Pinksheep didn't even number her's.
Groan.
Give me strength.
Or a large JD and Coke.
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